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taylorrjoyy11

  1. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    When is it appropriate to quote Pitch Perfect?
    Aca-always.

  2. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 11:33am UTC
    You see I have my headphones in,
    why are you still talking to me?

  3. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 8:20am UTC
    Instead of saying it's on like donkey kong say,
    it's on like Sandy when Patrick insults Texas.

  4. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 8:18am UTC
    Rihannas new song Stay is my favorite song of hers,
    it's not all about get some whips and chains and meet me in the bedroom.

  5. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    My sister: Takes an hour to shower.
    Me: Takes 30 minutes or less.
    Me: What do you do in there? Do you have a TV in there!? A microwave?!

  6. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you roll your car. :/

  7. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Row, row, row your boat quickly off a cliff, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is such a b/tch. (:

  8. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    I hate when I'm making a milkshake,
    and all the boys come to my yard.

  9. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    If lost, please return to
    Channing Tatum.

  10. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    What a weird coincidence that awesome ends with me,
    and ugly begins with u.

  11. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

  12. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Dear Karma,
    I have a list of people you've missed.

  13. taylorrjoyy11 taylorrjoyy11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    I heard you like badásses....
    Cause well, I went swimming without waiting 30 minutes.

:)

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