ways to make your parents think you're insane:
1. run into walls
2. hold their hand and whisper "i see dead people"
3. try to swim on the floor
4. say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. when you're in public, randomly yell out "no mom and dad, i will NOT make out with you"
6. moo when they say your name
7. follow them. EVERYWHERE.
8. lay face down and chant like an indian tribe
9. chase an imaginary tail.
10. superglue your finger to your nose.