I know this isn't "formatted," but I will probably still get accused of stealing the format. So just to be safe - NMF.
Anyways, I miss the old witty. I honestly would like to know how many times it will take you fellow wittiers to understand the difference between "to" and "too," and even worse "there" "their" and "they're."
Also, the "I got a paper cut, fave for me witty girls" quotes are getting old. Very old. Nobody cares about your brother and his eye bleeding because of an umbrella. Pathetic, absolutely pathetic.
Old witty was perfect. We posted MEANINGFUL quotes, weren't discriminated by the quality of our format, and we had fun without being uber obnoxious. I miss being able to talk to someone on here and not having to worry about if you were asking a 12 year old for advice on dating.
On old witty the quotes were honest, not obscure, obsolete tales of kissing a boy at the age where most girls haven't even grown out of PlayHouse Disney.
I miss witty when the quotes were of GOOD song lyrics, instead of every other quote being of someone who owns a bra with whip cream on it, or an overplayed, glitter obsessed, autotuned maniac.
Some people on here are only about 11 years old, yet they act like they're 21. STAY YOUNG, DON'T TRY AND GROW UP FAST.
Also, I have noticed many identical quotes, posted by the same person. Attention hog? I think so. Do our generation a favor and don't breed.
If you "hate on" this because I am being honest, clearly you are one of the people I'm talking about.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Is Intelligent Enough To See What Nonsense Is Now Considered A "Quote"