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  1. lovelyxtruth lovelyxtruth
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Type of people who annoy me #3
    people who never share, but constantly touch & take your stuff.

  2. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    My version of flirting
    is staring at some person I find attractive multiple times
    and hoping they're braver than I am.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. DevilxQueen DevilxQueen
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Sisters
    are the
    perfect
    best friends.

  5. HeidioPHD HeidioPHD
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Admit it.
    When you first heard of Eminem.
    You thought of M&Ms

  6. dragonfly26 dragonfly26
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Spencer: You.....are grounded for.........'Til College!
    Carly: Fortilcollege?!
    Spencer: FORTILCOLLEGE!

  7. Lea* Lea*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:37am UTC
    522) I think the reason why One Direction is loved
    by girls and hated by boys is because they sing
    the words every girl wants to hear and every
    boy is too afraid to say.
    <3

  8. mcorbett105 mcorbett105
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Sweatin'
    While straightening or curling your hair because it's so hot.
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.

  9. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:15am UTC
    My mum expect me to find veryyyyyy important papers...
    And she says that she gave them to me.
    ONE QUESTION FOR MY MOTHER..
    WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GIVE
    ME
    SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
    WHY.


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  12. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Where have the times gone?
    Baby, it's all wrong.
    Where are the plans we made for two?
    If happy ever after did exist,
    I would still be holding you like this.
    All these fairy tales are full of it,
    One more stupid love song I'll be sick.

  13. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Today , I realized that,
    If you run full speed,
    The automatic doors
    won't,
    → open in time
    Format by Yayrey

  14. algen321 algen321
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:18am UTC
    Drake and Josh #1
    Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
    Guy at the counter: Here? At Guitar World? Gee I don't know.


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  16. travesty travesty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    when people don't get my humor
    ಠ_ಠ

  17. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    AmericasMostWanted started following you - 3:23 am August 16, 2012
    Well that's not creepy at all...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. quotespandah101 quotespandah101
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Cam C.
    you will be remembered forever
    We love you ♥

  20. quotespandah101 quotespandah101
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Google
    Will he carry me home tonight?

:)

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