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  1. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    procrastinators unite!
    t o m o r r o w .

  2. Bestfriends11 Bestfriends11
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    anatidaephobia
    fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
    <( * ) <( * ) <( * )
    ( V ) ( V ) ( V )


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  5. ditzybrunett978 ditzybrunett978
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    Dear Jacob:
    I win.
    Sincerely Edward.
    Dear Edward:
    it's okay i'm
    f*cking your
    daughter anyway.
    sincerely,
    Jacob


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  7. XxitsxmexbexjealousxX XxitsxmexbexjealousxX
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    How to call the police:
    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
    (True Story) I LOVE IT...

  8. PiinkPopcorn PiinkPopcorn
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    When Robert Pattinson sees himself in a mirror,
    he probably goes:
    'Dude, I dazzle myself.'

  9. jessicahhhhx3 jessicahhhhx3
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 4:57pm UTC
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  13. xoxolyss321 xoxolyss321
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    Live.Laugh.Love.

  14. Babe231 Babe231
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 11:49am UTC
    ♥ LoVe ♥

  15. xoxflo0429 xoxflo0429
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 10:43am UTC
    i'MTHeTYPeoFGirl
    who will burst out
    laughing in dead silence
    because of something
    that happened...
    yesterday
    ©a©a©

  16. asmithxxox asmithxxox
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 10:15pm UTC
    E| be random.
    E| be stupid.
    E| be crazy.
    E| be funny.
    E| be yourself.

  17. SAAMxrawrr SAAMxrawrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 10:18am UTC
    aims great;;
    because when you wanna take
    something back, you can just
    say, "sorry that was my cousin."

  18. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  19. soccergirly2873 soccergirly2873
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 2:39pm UTC
    I dont have enough
    middle fingers
    to show my feeling for you

  20. mlb123 mlb123
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 12:21pm UTC
    Admit It Girls ;
    You Watch The Notebook, A Walk To Remember, and Twilight
    and wish, that even for a little while,you had a love like that
    <3<3<3<3

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