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swimstar108
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June 1, 2011 3:34pm UTC

I love it how love can really hit you so hard that you fall in love with a person that you shouldn't

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swimstar108
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May 31, 2011 2:46pm UTC

I Always Though He Was My Romeo....
♥♥♥

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swimstar108
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May 27, 2011 3:38pm UTC

They Say That True Loves Hurts Well, This Could Almost Kill me....

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swimstar108
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March 22, 2011 5:17pm UTC

THAT SAD MOMENT WHEN.....
>>you look through your contacts<<
and you see someone and you can't remember
when, where, or how
you know/met them....

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swimstar108
posted a quote
March 14, 2011 4:44pm UTC

CUPCAKES:
Taste the best when.....
1. you make them at 2:00 in the morning with your 2 best friends
2. your scared your mom is going to come down any second an scream at you...
3. and when every sound you hear from upstairs you shut up everything and run over to your sleeping bags and be dead silent
4. but it breaks when you burst out laughing....

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swimstar108
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March 11, 2011 10:25pm UTC

There is never time for doing it right,
But there is always time for do overs....
ps if my friend is reading this tell me what i did worung.....

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swimstar108
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March 11, 2011 2:57pm UTC

i had a 2 for one deal.........
i had 3 friends... 2 left and only 1 stayed.......

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swimstar108
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February 27, 2011 10:07pm UTC

OK lets gets one things straight!
I am not as think as drunk I am!

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swimstar108
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 3:21pm UTC

Can't you see we are best friends? We got together like......
Peanut butter and Jelly
The Moon and The Stars
Uggs and Fuzzy Socks
Piggies and Mud
Cows and Moo
Hot Chocolate in Winter
Flowers in Spring
Boobs and Bras
Dicks and Cups
That's just how we work! Ok!

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swimstar108
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 2:54pm UTC

I DON"T have a drinking problem!
I'm just really thirsty......

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swimstar108
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February 25, 2011 2:50pm UTC

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February 22, 2011 12:14pm UTC

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swimstar108
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January 30, 2011 12:34pm UTC

Is anyone esle sick today or is it just me?????? :-{

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swimstar108
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January 23, 2011 7:57pm UTC

He is 90% of the reason I get up in the morning... the other 10% is the need to pee......

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swimstar108
posted a quote
January 23, 2011 7:39pm UTC

My Dream First Kiss.......
Him: Hey Baby.... I have a present for you!
Me: Aw you shouldn't have.....Gimme!
Him: Ha! OK.... Here you go! *Gives her one chocolate Heresy kiss*
Me: Um, i don't get it why did yo........*He kisses her*
Him: Do you get it now?
<3

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swimstar108
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January 15, 2011 10:57am UTC

She is my other half.....She is my better half....She keeps me going.....She makes me laugh ........She's my shoulder to cry on.......She is my unrelated sister.........She is my best friend...........
Forever & Always

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swimstar108
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:42am UTC

Today I Caught Him Staring..................
<3

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swimstar108
posted a quote
January 15, 2011 10:30am UTC

Everyone has a Prince Charming
He might be late to the ball but,
When he gets there he will change your world.....

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swimstar108
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January 11, 2011 4:37pm UTC

(0)_(0)
=(0_0=)
/o<=o \
\O O/O

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swimstar108
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 7:41am UTC

MERRY CHIRSTMAS!!!

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