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swansanooo

1. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   You are like a weed ,
   Whenever I pick you out of my life ,
   you always find a way to get back in.
   <3
   
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2. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:54pm UTC
   Sorry that you were mean to me when we were little ,
   And I grew up to be really hot
   (;
   
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3. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   When a girl likes a guy ,
   No one knows except for the girl.
   When a guy likes a girl ,
   Everyone knows except for the girl .
   
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4. swansanooo
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   March 17, 2012 11:39pm UTC
   When I said that I wouldn't tell anyone ,
   My best friend doesn't count . <3
   
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5. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:37pm UTC
   Common sence isn't a gift , it's more like a punishment
   Because....
   You have to deal with the people that don't have it .
   
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6. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:33pm UTC
   It's funny how after an argument is over ,
   You start to think about more clever stuff that you could have said...
   0_0
   
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7. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:30pm UTC
   I'm not weird ,
   I'm limited addition (:
   
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8. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC
   From the moment I laid eyes on you ,
   I knew that I wanted to spent the rest of my life ,
   Avoiding you .
   (;
   
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9. swansanooo
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   My mom wanted to talk to me about my immatruity , but she can't......
   She doesn't know the password to my secret fort . :P
   
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10. swansanooo
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    March 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    That moment when you see someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like ,NO....
    
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11. swansanooo
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    March 8, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Boy: There is just one thing I would wanna change about you .
    Girl: Huh , What's that ?
    Boy: Your last name <3
    
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12. swansanooo
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    March 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC
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13. swansanooo
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    What happens when I drop ice on the floor
    10%-pick it up
    90%-kick it under the fridge..nobody will know
    (;
    
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14. swansanooo
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    roses are red,
    voilets are blue,
    I dont think I could ever live without you.<3
    
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15. swansanooo
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:47am UTC
    Maybe you should try eating makeup so you can be beautiful on the inside, B*cth
    
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16. swansanooo
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    December 31, 2011 9:42am UTC
    That great feeling when the teacher thinks you're not paying attention,
    so she just randomly asks you a question...
    and ya get it right.!
    And you're all like, what now B*cth
    
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17. swansanooo
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    December 31, 2011 1:29am UTC
    That epic moment when you make your crush laugh:)
    
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18. swansanooo
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    December 31, 2011 1:26am UTC
    I love my 6-pack so much...
    that I protect it with a layer of fat:)
    *highlight 2 spaces under the line:)
    
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19. swansanooo
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:10am UTC
    Human Being
    human n.A creature,
    who cuts trees,makes paper, and writes "save trees" on the same
    paper.
    Who doesn't think this is funny.?-and true;)
    
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20. swansanooo
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    December 31, 2011 12:57am UTC
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