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  1. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    They should make an award for....
    Anyone who uses a whole entire stick of chapstick without losing it.

  2. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
    Marilyn Manson: lol
    Michael Jackson: lol
    Jared Leto: lol
    Tom DeLonge: lol
    Mark Hoppus: lol
    Travis Barker: lol
    Kurt Cobain: lol
    Axl Rose: lol
    Bob Marley: lol
    Patrick Stump: lol
    Bono Vox: lol
    Gerard Way: lol
    Frank Iero: lol
    Ray Toro: lol
    Mikey Way: lol
    Niall Horan: lol
    Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
    Mike Dirnt: lol
    Tré Cool: lol
    Dave Grohl: lol
    Chester Bennington: lol
    Paul McCartney: lol
    George Harrison: lol
    John Lennon: lol
    Serj Tankian: lol
    Ringo Starr: lol
    Elton John: lol
    David Bowie: lol
    Tom Fletcher: lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Ryan Ross: lol
    Damon Albarn: lol
    Dan Campbell: lol
    Butch Vig: lol
    Synyster Gates: lol
    M. Shadows: lol
    Johnny Christ: lol
    Harry Styles: lol
    Frank Sinatra: lol
    Joey Ramone: lol
    Dave Mustaine: lol
    John Bon Jovi: lol
    James Hetfield: lol
    Corey Taylor: lol
    Michael Vampire: LoL
    Philip Kross: lol
    Aaron Graves: lol
    Dj Black: lol
    Andy Six: lol
    Jake Pitts: lol
    Liam Payne: lol
    Jinx: lol
    Ashley Purdy: lol
    Christian Coma: lol
    Alice Cooper: lol
    Danny Jones: lol
    Tom Fletcher: lol
    Dougie Poynter: lol
    Harry Judd: lol
    Mark Foster: lol
    Bob Dylan: lol
    Louis Tomlinson: lol
    Spencer Smith : lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Adam Young: lol
    Roger Daltrey: lol
    Pete Townshend: lol
    Keith Moon: lol
    John Entwistle: lol
    Robert Plant: lol
    John Paul Jones: lol
    Jimmy Page: lol
    John Bonham: lol
    Zayn Malik: lol
    Roger Waters: lol
    David Gilmour: lol
    Rick Wright: lol
    Nick Mason: lol
    Syd Barret: lol
    Deryck Whibley: lol
    Ozzy Osbourne: Who the f.uck is Justin Bieber?

  3. HannahKennison HannahKennison happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

  4. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    Are a 90's baby & have no baby.
    /♥/

  5. Kyyle Kyyle
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk!!
    Dude you yelled "TEAM JACOB!" at my dog.

  6. poodlelomein35 poodlelomein35
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I'm that girl who always has
    her headphones in her ears
    her phone in her hand \\\\\\\\\\\
    ///////// that one boy thats always on her mind
    faking that smile on her face
    even though she's dying inside

  8. k0kiri k0kiri
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    2 ∞ & ↑

  9. Yankeelover2 Yankeelover2
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Yoga pants,
    are a push-up bra
    For your butt. ♥

  10. cac1717 cac1717
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    not being able to
    to pull off a prank because
    'your laughing like an idot
    t h e whole time
    nmf
    nmf

  11. XxAveriaxX XxAveriaxX
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    i wonder what it's like
    to be one of the pretty girls that every guy likes....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. NoellesObsession NoellesObsession
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    ░░░░
    My dream is to hear
    rocks hitting the window
    and see you standing in the rain.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. xoshannonxo12 xoshannonxo12
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Drake: You calling me a liar?!
    Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
    Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
    Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
    Josh: I hope you go bald !
    Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
    Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

  15. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    3 Easiest ways to die;
    1. Puff a cigarette daily;
    - You'll die 10 years early.
    2. Drink alcohol daily;
    - You'll die 30 years early.
    3. Love someone who doesn't love you back;
    - You'll die daily.

  16. theflipsideofmypillow theflipsideofmypillow
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    *Fav* If you liked Josh Hutcheron before, The Hunger gamesAnyone Remember him in LIttle Manhattan, RV, Bridge to Terabitha, Firehouse Dog, Zathra, or Journey to the Center to the earth? nmf

  17. mayitakeurhatsir24 mayitakeurhatsir24
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Girls:
    1. We all eat Ben and Jerry's or chocolate when something is wrong (it makes it all better)
    2. We trip up the stairs
    3. We fall too hard, and too fast, and all we can hope is that someone will catch us before we hit the ground
    4. We cry at animal abuse commercials... e.v.e.r.y. t.i.m.e.
    5. We all listen to sappy love songs and wish our lives were something like that
    6. We all love trying on high heels
    7. We hate it when guys act like jerks when they're with their friends, even though they acted like Prince Charming when they were alone
    8. We all want to be kissed in the rain
    9. We want to be treated like princesses
    10. Taylor Swift songs describe at least one event in our lives
    11. When we are with our best friends, we just sit there and talk or laugh all we want
    12. We all love stealing guy's hats
    13. We are all really good at hiding our feelings
    14. We would be completely fine to just hug him for hours
    15. We all want to get that call at five a.m. saying, "I just wanted to say I love you."
    16. We all want be called 'Babe'
    17. We all love those moments when we can just sit there and think
    18. When somebody gives us a detailed set of instructions, we forget all of them within the next five minutes
    19. We can die inside and smile/laugh at the same time
    20. We are all capable of loving someone with all of our hearts, even if they don't feel the same way
    <3 Fave if any of these describe you
    Some of these are mine, some aren't

  18. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

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