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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:38pm UTC
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  2. katiecub katiecub
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:31am UTC
    This Morning,
    I asked my mum to stop smoking as it's really bad as we all know, i told her if i got 300 faves on this quote would she quit smoking, she saiid yes, So please would you take 2 seconds of your time to fave this quote, it really means a
    lot. If you do i'll love and thank you for the rest of my days!
    ♥♥♥

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
    "I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
    like, a real one.
    and she's on the treadmill,
    running faster than a racehorse would run,
    like eighty miles an hour, probably.
    top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
    \(^ - ^)/
    and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
    and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
    ~~(o__o)~~
    and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
    and they're both incredibly good looking,
    and then he leans over the treadmill bar
    and starts making out with her
    while she's running that fast.
    and i'm just like,
    ".....you win."

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Being friendzoned sucks
    You're always there for them,
    giving them advice, making them happy,
    and just being you.
    The sad thing is that,
    you're only noticed by your sweetness and kindness but,
    they just never feel like you're the kind they need.
    Being labeled as only “bestfriend” sucks
    when you want to be nothing but,
    more to them.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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