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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 8:36pm UTC
    *throws lamp at you*
    you need to lighten the fck up

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 10:56pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    if you ask the right questions,
    you'll discover
    how truly fascinating people are.

  3. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 11:10pm UTC
    Does he tell you he loves
    you when you least expect
    it? Does he flutter your
    HEART WHEN HE KISSES YOUR
    neck? No scientist,
    or biology, it's obvious when he's
    HOLDING ME, IT'S
    only natural that I'm so affected. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 11:48pm UTC
    I want to go back to the days where everything
    was beautiful and nothing hurt. ♥

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    Mom: can I see your twitter
    Me: WHAT TWITTER *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Adriana*

  7. sillymistake sillymistake
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    if your going through hell;keep going💜

  8. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    When you are yelling at someone and accidently mix up the words...Always ruins the seriousness

  9. PraiseandLiberty PraiseandLiberty
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    Person : Is that your real hair?
    Me : Why, yes. it is.
    Person : Where did you get it?
    Me : o.O

  10. Gennie Gennie
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 4:44pm UTC
    Your girlfriend's room is like a bar. Everyone walks in and out with a little surprise.

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