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strawberryDelight
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October 3, 2011 1:13pm UTC

Portugal...
04.10.2011-11.10.2011
+HeyyItsLaura

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:28am UTC

penisstuck
p e n i s s t u c k .
g o d , d i r t y m i n d e d !

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:18am UTC

taylor swift+vodka=
ke$ha.
nothing againts taylor swift(:

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strawberryDelight
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September 30, 2011 10:32am UTC

Fave if you highlighted this(:

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strawberryDelight
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September 24, 2011 5:59am UTC

waking up...
logging into witty and finding 60 or more notifictions(:
nmf

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 9:03am UTC

fave
if you followed
yourself.
♥
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strawberryDelight
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September 23, 2011 7:22am UTC

click to see this quote

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 7:14am UTC

"Did you just fall?"
"No... I attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm freaking talented!"
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strawberryDelight
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September 23, 2011 2:55am UTC

that awkward moment...
when a teacher is trying to be funny, but it fails.
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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 2:31am UTC

i hate it when ...
i look through quotes and the ads are right i n the middle.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 10:41am UTC

confession #2
my sister is my foster-parent.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 10:30am UTC

that awkward moment when a boy is hugging a boy and you're like 'are you gay?'.
but they are actually playfighting.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 5:35am UTC

confession #1
i still sleep with a teddy.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 5:31am UTC

hand stand elastic band who can stand the longest.
like if you remember that . <3

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 7:58am UTC

"never say never!"
dude, you just said it.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 4:49pm UTC

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if taylor swift and taylor lautner married their names would be taylor lautner.
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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 4:26pm UTC

teacher:okay everyone, today we are writing a fantasy story.
My story.
One day there was a princess and a prince and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
<3

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 3:11pm UTC

cool story bro.
now, get me a sandwich.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 1:59pm UTC

cleverbot;
Me: Is Edward Cullen a vampire?
Bot: No, he's a fairy.
LMFAO.

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strawberryDelight
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 2:40pm UTC

that awkward moment when your boyfriend is smaller than you.
♥

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