stereohearts26

stereohearts26
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October 29, 2011 7:18pm UTC

I got a girl who look like Ke$ha, yeah she hella sick
And I got these ladies going Gaga on my disco stick
xD

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stereohearts26
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October 12, 2011 6:01pm UTC

can you find the
the mistake?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

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October 12, 2011 5:58pm UTC

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stereohearts26
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September 24, 2011 2:34pm UTC

someone came up to me and asked me "how do u spell LOL?"
i said " L...O....L? and he goes
"yeah, how do u spell that?"
and i looked at him and said,
" i just told u ?" then walked away...
LOL ! xD

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September 24, 2011 2:30pm UTC

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stereohearts26
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September 24, 2011 2:22pm UTC

is you're name
G O O G L E ?
because you're everything i was searching for <3 (:

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stereohearts26
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September 24, 2011 2:16pm UTC

getting cottonelle toilet paper
only because u think the puppy on
the package is cute (:

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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 2:38pm UTC

* a guy walks into an art gallery *
guy: whoa! who made this?
chinese guy: i did !
guy: wow, nice job ! how'd you do itt?
chinese guy: oh vari simpp ohh.
guy: excuse me?
chinese guy: vari simpp ohh
guy: i dont understand ..?
chinese guy: VARI SIMPP OH !
guy: just forget itt... um, was it hard?
chinese guy: no, vari simpp ohhh..
guy: is that a yes?
chinese guy: no.. it was vari simpp ohh, u know ? not hard..
guy: OH ! VERY SIMPLE?
chinese: yes, dats what i say..

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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 2:32pm UTC

================
the akward moment
when trying to sneeze
with your eyes open...
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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 6:56am UTC

THIS IS MAD FUNNY, PLEASE READ! xD
so this boy goes to school..
teacher: "hey little boy, whats your name?"
little boy: " i dunnoo".
teahcer: " okay, your homework if to find out what your name is".
* so the little boy goes home *
hey goes to his mom and says " mom whats my name?" his mom is on the phone and says, "SHUT UP".
so he goes to his little brother whos watching batman, he askes, "whats my name"? he says "nananana BATMAN!" so he goes to his dad whos taking out the garbage, "dad, whats my name?" the dad cant hear so he singing a song, "in the garbage, in the garbagee". so he walks away and asks his sister whos listening to her ipod, " whats my name? she says, " thats the way uh-huh uh-huh, i like it uh-huh uh-huh".
* next day *
teacher: "did u find out your name?"
boy: "SHUT UP!"
teacher: " excuse me, who do you think you are?"
boy: " nanananana BATMAN!"
teacher: "where do you think you belongg?
boy: " in the garbage, in the garbage".
teacher: " thats it, u have 3 weeks of detention".
boy: "thats the way uh-huh, uh . i like it uh-huh, uh-huh".

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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 6:09am UTC

i dont care what nobody says, ima be me♥

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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 5:12am UTC

- the akward moment -
whens we make out in his room and then his mom walks in
and we jump away from each other
and turn on the TV like nothing happened [:

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September 16, 2011 4:51am UTC

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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 4:45am UTC

dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
hope she falls and gets stuck in a ditch for eterinty [:

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stereohearts26
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September 16, 2011 4:39am UTC

my mom just walked in on me
while i was listening to "bet on it"
from high school musical...

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stereohearts26
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September 15, 2011 5:20pm UTC

did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast?
cause you look magically delicious ! ;DD