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stephlovesyouu_
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May 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC

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"I only speak the truth,
but i guess that's a
foreign language to y'all."
-Lil Wayne♥
nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
waited until they were 13 to join facebook.
♥
which is probably no one...but yeah.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
refuse to listen to music unless their headphones' cord is untangled
and the earbuds are in the correct ear.
-♥-
That's me(:

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D0ri20
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Dear 11 year olds on facebook
" It's complicated" what did he do? Steal your animal crackers?

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:06pm UTC

My phone has battery has one bar left.
Me:Turns brightness down all the way.
Me: Turns off keyboard light.
Me: Constantly locks phone after every text message sent.
who else does this?
[or for iPhones, battery saver all the way!]

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:23am UTC

Here's to the kids who
think it's cute when a guy is good with kids(:
♥

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:43pm UTC

My laptop
would be much more useful if
the heat it gives off
melted the fat off my thighs

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sunset125
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Me: Mom can I have a ride to my friends?
Mom: No you can walk
Me: What If I get kidnapped
Mom: Trust me they'd take you back
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: so about that ride..

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Jasminekaybutterfly
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 1:15am UTC

………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
…………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) I'm so tired of having to pretend like I'm not falling apart.
(………..`·.,¸_¸,.· I wish I could just be happy.
.`·-·*
♥

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Hearing a song you really like on the radio
and trying to remember part of
so you can Google it when you get home.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

I don't give a damn about your age, weight,
sexuality, height, gender or skin color.
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you.

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Phil went back to the Future.
Raven went to College.
Hannah Montana revealed her Secret.
Zach and Cody finally Graduated.
Alex became the Russo Family Wizard.
now were left with...
a teenage nanny.
two dramatic dancers.
& an annoying family.
My childhood is officially over.

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a_part_of_me
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC

GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
BOY: Yes, of course.
GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
BOY: Oh, okay.
*Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers phone.*
GIRL: Hello?
BOY: I love you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Uconnchick2
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

click to see this quote

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 8:28am UTC

"Loving someone who doesn't
who doesn't love you
is like waiting for a ship at the airport. "
- Zayn Malik ♡
format credit to OneDirection

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Am I the only one
who wondered how Miley got away with being Hannah Montana around her friends?
Like if I wore a blonde wig and my friends saw me, they'd probably tell me to take it off and stop being an a//hole.
format by neversaynever16

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