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BravoSierra
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February 15, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Have you ever noticed
How the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the ground?
nmf

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teenager_posts
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February 15, 2012 4:57pm UTC

TeenagerPost#158
That awkward moment when you hear yourself on a recording and wonder if that's what you really sound like.
nmf.nmq.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
Life is plastic , it's fantastic.
Admit it.
You read this with that annoying womans voice.

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BravoSierra
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February 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Admit it.
.
We've all coloured at least one strand of hair with a highlighter.

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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February 15, 2012 3:15pm UTC

When my time comes,
forget the wrong that I've done.
Help me leave behind some
reasons to be missed.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
I think Taylor Lautner like me. Please help!?
I am a 43 year old single mother with an extreme dilemma. I was tuning into my favorite show, iCarly when a commercial came on for Taylor Lautner's new movie Abduction. He made affectionate eye contact with me through the television... I felt an immediate connection between the two of us. Should I make an effort to contact his manager? I just don't know what to do! Please help!
__________________________________________________________________________________
Best Answer - chosen by voters
Stalk him then claim he got you pregnant back stage.

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jcorocks462
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC

How I see two inches
| ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
1 2
How my hair-dresser sees two inches
| ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
1 2

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 3:12pm UTC

We visited your grave today.
It said;
Zachary Wasson
God's finger touched him, and he slept
May 25, 1995 - January 1, 2012
And a piece of white lined paper was attached to the bottom.
On it, someone wrote;
Taken too soon. Beloved father, and always missed. Rest in Peace.
If whoever did that is reading this, I want to thank you. It meant a lot to me :)

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 6:23pm UTC

IS PATIENT . IS KIND. IT IS NOT
ENVY. IT DOES NOT BOAST. IT IS
NOT PROUD. IT IS NOT RUDE. IT IS
NOT SELF-SEEKING. IT IS NOT
EASILY ANGERED. KEEPS NO RECORD
OF WRONG. DOES NOT DELIGHT IN
EVIL. REJOICES WITH THE TRUTH.
ALWAYS PROTECTS. ALWAYS
TRUSTS. ALWAYS HOPES. ALWAYS
PRESERVES.NEVER FAILS.
L O V E

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wittygiraffelover
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February 13, 2012 11:31pm UTC

let's go get high.

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Dude you left your phone at my house.
Yo!
hey?
are you ignoring me?
Oh yahh....

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oliviashelton3313
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 6:11pm UTC

If there are plenty of fish in the sea, then he's my nemo, because I will always care about him, even when all hope seems lost.
~Olivia Shelton

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ciera_kathrine
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 1:39pm UTC

I have an eating disorder...
DIS order of fries
DIS order of wings
DIS order of nuggets.
format by jimmy365

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kirsten97
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Fact:
The first person to survive going down Niagra Falls
Died by slipping on an orange peel

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iluhyoux
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 1:31pm UTC

What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees (:

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nellgurl
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC

• • • • • •
may your neighbors respect you , TROUBlE neglect you , ANGLES protect you and HEAVEN accept you ♥
Format credit - RunawayRachel

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superfish12
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Yahoo Answers Fail:
Resolved Question
I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad,
can i still drink orange juice?
2 years ago
__________________________________________________________________________________
Best Answer -chosen by voters
No! If you drink orange juice now, it will activate the turtle venom in your veins and
send you into a coma. Didn't anyone ever tell you this before?
____________________________________________________________________________

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Tempest*
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February 13, 2012 1:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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superfish12
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February 13, 2012 1:25pm UTC

That awkward moment when you are browsing photos of your friends and you end up stalking the facebook profile of a random hot person they tagged.

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