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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 3:53pm UTC
If you want Breakfast in Bed,
Sleep in the Kitchen.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 3:29pm UTC
In bed, it's 6AM,
you close your eyes for 5 minutes,
it's 7:45.
At school, it's 1:30PM
You close your eyes for 5 minutes
It's 1:31.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 2:49pm UTC
What is Life?
They say it's from B to D
From Birth to Death
But what's inbetween B and D?
It's a "C" so what is a C?
It is a Choice
Our life is a matter of choices
Live well, and it will never go wrong.

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JudyBeautyActress
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January 1, 2013 2:19pm UTC
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body

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