Dear world,Please help. I'm 30 years old and I can't get a job other than working at a fast food place. My only co-worker hates me. I would talk to my boss, but all he cares about is money. I'm in love with my best friend. She's smart, athletic, a gorgeous southern belle. But I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is a guy who I'm pretty sure only talks to me because he's mentally handicapped.And to top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.Sincerely, Spongebob.(not mine)