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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Me on my period.
Oh. Ugh. MMMMMMMMMMM.
Sucks to be a girl, doesn't it.
Oh my God. I wish there was chocolate.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Ugh. I need to change my pad.
Well, there goes my cute panties.
Shut up, you're bothering me more than usual.
Well. I guess I won't be wearing white shorts today.
UGH . Omg. OHHHH . F/CK YOU CRAMPS.
Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.
*Pulls legs over my head.*
Ugh. These shorts fit me last week..
Thank God I'm not pregnant.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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smileetweetzz
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:59pm UTC

lights will guide you home
& ignite your bones.
i will try
to fix you.
nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 4:03pm UTC

There's a street near my house called Primrose...
The street right after is Evergreen.........
Coincidence?

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LOLItsSarah
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Dear Cancer,
why can't you stick to
being a star sign?
Sincerely humans.

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katiebug1115
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Me: No!
Cleverbot: Your brother married me. Then I divorced him, because he was a ninja and I'm a pirate.
Me: Wtf?

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itsmeangelshouboo
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 4:07pm UTC

: .ılı.——Volume———.ılı.
: ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █
: Min- – – – – – –— -●Max

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Name your ipod ' Titanic ',
Plug it into the computer,
' Titanic is syncing ',
Press cancel,
feel like a hero.

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kto_123
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:22pm UTC

You're so beautiful
And it's so sad, because you don't even know it.

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musicismypassion12
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 4:07pm UTC

I shouldn't even try anymore. I mean this whole year I've been terrified of you of what you'd think of me. But, you're right. And I'm sorry. I promised from the very beginning that I wouldn't hurt you like the other girl did, and I did hurt you, if not worse. I hurt myself to. And till this day, I still regret hurting you. I'm so stupid and I made so many mistakes. All i've been wanting to do is say sorry to you. You don't have to ever talk to me again. I am probably the most awful person and I don't know why I keep bother trying because what I did wasn't right. i can't even tell you how much of an idiot I think I am because of all of these. I'm so sorry. I won't try anymore. I won't ever hurt you again.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:58pm UTC

it's sad how depressed our generation is.
Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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MasterBroda
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Ex boyfriend
Me
Hey Savannah ;3
What do you want? We broke up over a month ago. It's over...unless you wanna do some, things ;)
Oh ;) what kinda things?
Illegal things ;)
Oooohhh, like what? ;)
Kill you
True story/ nmf :3

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mia32286
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC

"I've always wanted to be one of those people who didn't really care much about what people thought about them... but I don't think I am."
-Harry Styles.

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ziped
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Teacher: Say you have 10 cookies. How much would you have left when someone takes 2 away from you?
Niall: 10 cookies
Teacher: What if someone FORCIBLY took 2 cookies away from you?
Niall: 10 cookies and a dead body.
♥
Cookiedoughformats

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moll :)*
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Happy Fourth Everyone

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awkwardandproud
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 3:27pm UTC

I wish school was like survivor
every week we vote someone out!

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 2:05pm UTC

♥♥♥♥
F[i]ght [Can]cer
♥♥♥♥

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 1:25pm UTC

I feel really awkward posting my quotes under funny
because then I'm like
"What if people don't find this funny though..."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Witty: Please sign in to add this quote to your faves!
Me: *signs in*Witty: You are already signed in silly!
Me:Witty:Me:Witty:Me:Mom: So the computer just fell out the window?

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