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spottedleaf

1. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   Dear Math,
   Please stop asking me to solve your problems
   Thank you
   -Sincerely,
   I have my own problems to solve
   
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2. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   I was at camp today, and it started raining.
   It ended up being bad enough that the power went out.
   We were all worried that the little kids would get scared.
   We were just sitting there, in an awkward silence, hoping nobody would freak out.
   Then a little 6-7 year old girls asks, "Can I have another cookie?"
   
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3. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 12:21am UTC
   Having A Random Conversation With Your Crush.........
   Me: Hey! What's up?
   Him: Nothin' much, just playing Call Of Duty
   Me: Oh.......do you want me to go then?
   Him: No it's fine.........there's a reason they invented the pause button.
   Who else wishes this would happen to them? <3
   
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4. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   I was talking with my dad about how yesterday he called me a "Fat Brat".........................
   He then replied with "No, I called you a Fat Head"........................................
   Who else thinks this is a bad thing for a dad to admit? <3
   
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5. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 9:27am UTC
   I was talking with my Grandmother about how I'm working for my Uncle at Joe's Water Ice and Ice Cream (which by the way is the best place in the world, so go there <3).
   When my mom tells me to make sure I wear sneakers and a T-shirt.
   I tell her that I will, and ask why I have to wear a T-shirt.
   Then my Grandmother replies with "Well, you can't look too sexy."
   She said this so seriously I almost died laughing........
   Love you Nonnie <3
   
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6. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   To all you wittians reading this right now...........
   just take a second and imagine how much better life would be if we all stood up for each other instead of tearing each other down <3
   
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7. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 11:38am UTC
   When you and your friends start saying things at the exact same time and then laughing about it.........
   You know that you've been hanging out way too much <3
   But then again, who cares?
   
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8. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   fav if you remeber this <3
   "Are you calling me a liar?"
   "Ha i ain't callin you a truther"
   
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9. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   When people throw skittles at you and say "Taste the freakin' rainbow"
   Run over them with your car and reply with "Nationwide is on your side"
   
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10. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    fave if you remember this.....
    My favorite word starts with F and ends in UCK
    My favorite word is firetruck
    Now what'd you think I'd say?
    
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11. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Every girls's dream....
    If a boy buys you an ice cream, then he likes you
    If a boy buys you flowers, then he really likes you
    If a boy buys you jewelry, then he loves you
    If a boy buys you a ring, then he will love you forever
    Boy: Hey I was buying you ice cream, when I found these really pretty flowers. I decided to buy you both and on my way to your house I stopped by the jewelry store to buy you a necklace too, when I found the perfect ring to go with it....Will you marry me <3
    
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