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spottedleaf

1. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   You looked at me.
   Made me
   smile through my tears.
   And even as I felt my heart splitting in two
   I had a hope.
   I thought, that maybe, just maybe
   I'd end up okay.
   Yes, it hurt now.
   But when I really thought about it
   and took a step back
   I remembered how amazing it felt
   To be wanted.
   And you looked at me like I was special.
   
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2. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 10:37am UTC
   Dang Boy,
   Are you the sun?
   Because you need to stay about
   92,960,000 miles, away from me ♥
   
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3. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 11:25pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   Don't worry, if you fall, then I
   promise to be there for you.
   ~sincerely, the floor
   
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4. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
   we all have that one song
   that we can relate to perfectly, the music of our life
   ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
   cookiedoughformats
   
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5. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 8:51pm UTC
   & sometimes...
   I wish I had the guts to tell you everything.
   
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6. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 8:31pm UTC
   I know that I act
   like I'm ok, over and over again but that's because actually crying and breaking down is too depressing.
   
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7. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   D o n ' t W o r r y,
   It's not like I actually have feelings.
   
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8. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2012 7:32pm UTC
   WAIT!?! WHAT?!?
   If Bella faints whenever she smells blood...
   Then what does she do when she get's her period?
   
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9. spottedleaf
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2012 10:26am UTC
   jealousy
   this horrible feeling i get, where my
   stomach ties itself in knots. my heart
   catches in my throat and i can't
   breathe or talk. i want to cry out and
   burst into tears. but all i feel is hollow
   inside.
   
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10. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I have a six pack
    It's just protected by a layer of fat
    
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11. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    I wonder how squirrels flirt....
    Female Squirrel: "Heeyy."
    Male Squirrel: "Ummm, hi?"
    Female Squirrel: "I like your....nuts ;) "
    Male Squirrel: "...."
    
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12. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    EVERY SINGLE DAY....
    I see him.
    I absolutely love it.
    I absolutely hate it.
    And every single time it kills me.
    What I'd do for one more chance.
    
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13. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Okay, so your 10 years old,
    you have a laptop, an iPhone, an iPad,
    and a Facebook....
    Dude, when I was 10,
    I only had 1 thing to play with....
    it was called "OUTSIDE"
    
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14. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    An English professor wrote the words:
    "A woman without her man is nothing"
    He then asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
    All the males wrote:
    "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
    All the females wrote:
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
    Punctuation Is Powerful.
    
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15. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    IF
    THE GRASS LOOK'S GREENER
    IT'S PROBABLY ASTROTURF
    
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16. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    EVERYTIME THAT I SEE SOMEONE'S
    UPDATED A KNEW QUOTE AND
    SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG
    I LOOK DOWN AT MY KEYBOARD
    AND CHECK TO SEE HOW CLOSE
    THE WRONG LETTER IS TO THE RIGHT LETTER
    TO SEE IF IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
    TO MISSPELL SAID WORD
    
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17. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    REJECTED!
    REJECTED!
    YOU JUST GOT REJECTED!
    R-E J-E C-T E-D!
    REJECTED!
    anyone else remember this?
    
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18. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    in French,
    you don't actually say
    "i miss you"
    you say
    "tu me manques"
    which means,
    'you are missing from me'
    i love that....
    
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19. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    One of the guys
    that dated Taylor Swift
    should write a song called
    "Maybe You're The Problem"
    
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20. spottedleaf
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    NEVER TELL YOUR PROBLEMS TO ANYONE
    20% don't care
    80% are probably glad you have them
    
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