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1. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   November 23, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   99-30=69
   You figure out the rest!
   
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2. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   November 23, 2012 9:36am UTC
   Kid: Mommy, what's in your stomch?
   Mom: Your baby sister.
   Kid: Do you love her?
   Mom: Yes very much.
   Kid: Then why did you eat her? O_O
   ~Nmc
   
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3. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   November 23, 2012 9:26am UTC
   That awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and your the only one that still finds it hilarious!
   ~Nmc
   
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4. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   November 23, 2012 9:21am UTC
   That moment when you accidently ;) instead of :) And things start getting awkward....
   ~Nmc
   
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5. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   November 23, 2012 9:16am UTC
   Everybody has that annoying friend
   if you don't it is probably you! :)
   
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6. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   October 8, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   3 Reasons I'm single,
   1) I can't date food.
   2) I can't date myself.
   3) I can't date the internet.
   
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7. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   October 8, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   I hate it when,
   I'm taking a drink and all the ice seems to attack my face!
   
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8. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   October 8, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   Hey I just met you,
   And girl you look crazy,
   What brand is your make-up?
   ​Crayola maybe?
   
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9. spikyhedgehog9800123
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   August 25, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   Things to do:
   1) Get a sword...
   2) Name it kindness...
   3) Kill people with kindness...
   
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10. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    August 25, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    ....We have all waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they are taking too long to come out!!....Also a very depressing moment :(
    
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11. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    August 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Read out load:
    This is this cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is an cat
    This is idiot cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat
    Now go back and read the
    THIRD word only, in each
    line from the start!!
    
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12. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    August 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    *Some random person in my house*
    Me: I think i will stay in my room for a little bit...
    
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13. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    August 25, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    I hate it when...
    I'm in the middle of texting someone and then they text me... NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY TEXT!!!
    
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14. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    August 25, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Before we took our hats off to greet other people...
    ...Now we remove our headphones...What has the world come too....
    
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15. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    July 24, 2012 10:49am UTC
    * Phone rings *
    You: Oh someone else can get it!
    You: * Realizes your home alone *
    You: * Jumps and runs to the phone *
    You: *Answers it *...Hello?
    You: * Hangs up because it was a telemarketer
    You: * Walks away very upset and continues life *
    * Phone Rings again *
    * Same process *
    
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16. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    July 21, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Has anybody else realized:
    In the golfing episode from SpongeBob they say the word "ball" or "balls" 13 times remembering the show is only 15 minutes long with No commercials!
    
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17. spikyhedgehog9800123
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    July 17, 2012 10:31am UTC
    Me: OWWW
    Friend: What did your hit your balls again?
    Me: i don't have balls!
    Friend: Yes you do!
    Me:...
    Friend:...
    Me:...
    Friend:...
    Me: HOW!?!?
    Friend: Chest Balls DUH!
    
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