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sparklebe41896

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Imm Abby. 13 almost 14; 8th grde.
texting<3 is my life.
&&also cute quotes.
Im gonna thank people for all of the GREAT ones![:
i never knew how much i relate to others until
i read some of these.

Byyeeee[:

  1. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 2:46pm UTC
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  2. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    DO NOT READ ITS CREEPY.
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  3. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    © © © ©
    && when your friends aren't there for you;;
    -------> m u s i c a l w a y s i s .
    ©

  4. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 12:43pm UTC
    We were giiveen;;
    2 legs to walk;
    2 eyes to see;
    2 ears to liissteen;
    So why were we only given one hearrttt?
    Because, the other one was given to ssomeone else...
    for us to ffindd.

  5. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 12:38pm UTC
    They say that Disney World is the
    "happiest place on earth"
    obviouslyy;;
    theey'vee never been in your arms<33
    crreeddiit to phootobuckkett.... :D

  6. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 3:37pm UTC
    Finally schools ending,
    and so is the cold,
    Because the learning and testing,
    is getting so old,
    the weather is hot,
    and so are the guys,
    living on icecream,
    under big blue skies,
    I want to go live where the sun always shines,
    Im ready to party, I want Summer 09!

  7. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    SMiLE LAdiESÜ
    Even through the rough times,
    because sweetheart, he wasn't worth it,
    hes a cheater, hes a player,
    you may have thought he was different,
    but hes just like every other guy,
    so... hunny do me a favor and smile,
    because nobody said this was going to be easy.

  8. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2009 4:03pm UTC
    And when y o u
    See me in the hallway;
    do you ever stop and think
    about how much im dieing inside?

  9. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 11:03pm UTC
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  10. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2009 8:55pm UTC
    && I guess im just here
    alone writing your name
    all over my notebook.
    </3

  11. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2009 10:59pm UTC
    Goodbyes.
    are for lonely people standing in the rain♥

  12. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    Our love was like the winda
    i couldn't see it
    but i could feel it
    ***a walk to remember(:

  13. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:53pm UTC
    Secret life of the american teenager #3:
    Wow who would make out with their Brother!

  14. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52pm UTC
    Secret life of the american teenager #2:
    Who else freaakked out when Ammy tolldd Ben
    she lovees himm after he like broke her hearrtt!

  15. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Secret life of the american teenager #1:
    And whoo else wants Ammyy and Ricckyy to geet married!

  16. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:49pm UTC
    'Hakuna Matata
    [[it means no worries]]
    *chhangee the collors is you wanntt*

  17. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:17pm UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    nott minnee... LOVED IT!

  18. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:00pm UTC
    and when you wish at 11:11
    does it ever come true?
    never does... Always the opposite.
    < / 3
    fixx upp the colorrss (:

  19. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 3:56pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose! ( cuz i have noo life!!!!!!!!!)
    Racyheol-Rachel not so closee woww. damnn i suckk!!!!!!
    samantha- samantha woohoo! :]
    bridgtet- Bridgette, lol.
    vanessdsa- Vanessa :D ahhahahahhha! my face is funny!!!
    daqsey6- casey! waoh wow i really suck!!!!!!!
    lilly- Lilly (: yay! i am sooo happy i am talented
    daruibn- Darin
    racheol- Rachel almost!!!!!
    skye- Skye ;) woohoo.
    erica: Erica
    bella: Bella =D
    briana: yay (:
    kt- katieee (:
    beca- haha i was so close it's becca!
    marea- haha i did it!!
    t5q54qa-hahaha tara i suck! my nose is too fat!
    kayla-haha i did it!!
    to4f9i-not even close its tori
    taylo944r- taylor
    szs m m b- wow wayy offf [ [ Sammy ] ]
    emily-emily :] yay!
    MELOISSA-Melissa!! soo close!!!
    emily-3jk889lo6y]]]]: Omg i think I have a big nose....lol I love it though !!
    ciuetbney- courtney, lol
    brittasnji-brittani ahahaha.
    mqriwsswqa- marissa hahahahhaha good ideaa <33 whoever thought of thiss love itt ;]
    alydsa-Alyssa Ohh soo close w.e. lol
    cassis3-cassie dang almost
    carrigan-aww i did it..
    0oli9gfi9a-soo not close Olivia
    kiiegthan-haha Kieghan
    kristiuna- haha so close kristina
    oaqur4ehnj- LMAO Lauren
    Sydney - Sydney Oh yeah!
    gtianna- giannaa(:
    abvbyy- Abby! sooooo clooosse!

  20. sparklebe41896 sparklebe41896
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 8:27pm UTC
    Cheerleading
    is also a
    sport

:)

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