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  1. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    Because
    I'm not the type of girl guys fall for

  2. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Witty is like Egypt.
    Nobody understands us and
    we worships cats.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    my shyness has ruined so many good opportunities.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    A night together.
    I want to cuddle into your arms,
    just having you wrap your arms around me
    just makes me feel safe.
    I want to give you cute little pecks,
    maybe tease a little by biting your lip
    or tenderly kissing your neck.
    I just want to lay next to you,
    look at your face
    and pinch your cheeks wide.
    I honestly don’t care what we would do,
    as long as you’ll be the last person
    I close my eyes to and the first person
    I see when I open my eyes...

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    instead of staring at google
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
    open this link: www.essaytyper.com
    you're welcome xoxo

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    i am 17 years old, and still convinced that
    there are secret security cameras in my house.

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Apparently adjusting your
    bra in public is a "gross
    behavior".
    Excuse you.
    If a guy can scratch his junk
    in public, I can adust my
    bra, thank you.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    I wonder what it’s like
    being the pretty girl.
    The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks
    when she passes by.
    The girl that can wake up and go to school
    without even trying.
    The girl that everyone wants to be their friend.
    The girl that a lot of people like.
    The girl with such an amazing personality
    that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend.
    Yeah, I wonder what it’s like
    being that kind of girl...

  9. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    A traffic jam
    When you're already late
    -------
    A no smoking sign
    On your cigarette break
    -------
    Its like having 10,000 spoons
    When all you need is a knife
    -------
    Its like meeting the man of my dreams
    Then meeting his beautiful wife
    I may not smoke or go to work, but I can totally
    relate to this
    Ironic - Alanis Morissette

  10. xfl4ws xfl4ws
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:27am UTC
    FATHER, FATHER
    TELL ME WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
    i'VE BEEN MISSING YOU SO BAD
    AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO CARE
    WHEN I GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT,
    YOU'RE NOT THERE
    WHEN I GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT,
    DO YOU CARe?
    do you even miss us?

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    My name is..
    Junie B. Jones. The "B" stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice.
    I just like "B", and that's all.

    T h i s = m y c h i l d h o o d .

  12. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Fav this
    and I will go to your page, and tell you the first thing I notice about you.

  13. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:20pm UTC
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  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:14am UTC
    every text i get,
    i hope it's from you.

  15. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
    NOT EVEN 18 YET.

    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Today I saw a homeless man
    holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"

  18. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    .Favorite this if.
    Youve ever cut yourself
    Youve ever had an eatting disorder.
    Youve ben bullied.
    Youve cried over a boy
    You wanted to commit suicide,
    Your a bully.
    You dont have a supportive family.
    You Hate school.
    Youve ben shot.
    Now Look at these favorites.
    Your not alone.
    Stay Strong,And Dream Big.
    Your All Beautiful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

:)

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