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  1. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

  2. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    instead of : put that in your juicebox and suck it..
    i think: put that in your pants. and play with it
    make it pretty girls.

  3. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 6:11pm UTC
    +& I started liking Hannah Montana
    ever since I saw the movie
    anyone else?? :)

  4. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    &+ WhEn YoU sAy
    "You only hate me because I'm beautiful"
    i WiLl SaY
    "Oh.. keep telling yourself that"

  5. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 1:11pm UTC
    Once Upon A Time
    A little boy asked his mom if little girls could have babies.
    she said "Of corse not!"
    then the boy runs back outside and yells to the little girl
    "its ok we can keep playing"

  6. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2009 9:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2009 7:26pm UTC
    Is
    It
    Just
    Me
    Or:
    Do guys always IM in italics?

  8. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2009 8:54am UTC
    Am I the only one with......
    LaYeReD CoNvErSe
    ???

  9. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    i wish i was seven again
    so i could hug my parents
    and it not be a holiday or a dare.

  10. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2009 6:33pm UTC
    omg
    am i like the only one who has ever wondered 1:
    how do news reporters
    stay up so late
    and still look creepy happy.
    what ever tehre on i want some :p

  11. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2009 10:05am UTC
    When you see my face, hope it gives you hell.
    hunny lemme tell you, it does :p

  12. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 4:40pm UTC
    reality in song lyrics # 1:
    JUST DANCE
    i tried that, i accidentally knocked over a rack of polos and hit 2 people.
    aero not a dancefloor.. =[

  13. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    Puerto Rican.
    try and make a joke about that one eh? ooo i didn't think so=p

  14. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 7:02pm UTC
    &+ It killed me to tell him i was going to another school next year

  15. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    THE MITTEN!!
    gotta love spongebb

  16. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2009 12:59pm UTC
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  17. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    Web Images Maps News Video more v iGoogle | Sign In
    Google
    [ miley cyrus ]
    ' [ Google Search ] [ I'm Feeling Lucky ]
    Did you mean: worst singer ever?

  18. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2009 6:27pm UTC
    AND ITS REALLY SAD THAT .... #1
    The only show that gives me a real laugh is SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
    idrc if you steal or give me credit but this is true ^^ :]
    **new series..
    fallow plzz

  19. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2009 4:05pm UTC
    Rememer when #1
    We were afraid of Hot Topic???

  20. sourjuiceboxes96 sourjuiceboxes96
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2009 4:42pm UTC
    Some random person on spongebob says: BRING IT ON
    Spongebob: Lets be smart people, BRING IT OFF
    lolls i luv that quadrilateral yellow thing :]

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