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dominiqueeewale
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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If i could go back in time,
i would give your parents
a condom.
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suckmygoldenpopcorn
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 8:44pm UTC

Going to the doctor for a check-up and the nurse starts touching your boobs,
and you just think, "damn, you could at least bought me dinner" ♥.
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lexiboo
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Did you ever notice how mr. Krabs says "mother of pearl." when something bad or disgusting happens ?
Well his daughters name is pearl & hes not with pearls mother anymore.
MIND=BLOWN

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 9:53pm UTC

LSHYSYPFJKIDHAPFBIIDIWNIT
LAUGHING SO HARD YOU STARTLE YOUR PET FERRET
JUST KIDDING I DON'T HAVE A PET FERRET BUT
IF I DID I WOULD NAME IT TACO

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dancingqueen
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 8:19pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
I'm moving to Antarctica, where there's no drama; just Penguins.
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kclove5
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 12:29am UTC

That awkward moment
when you are trying to
get over someone you
never dated ♥

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itslovex808
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 2:24pm UTC

My heart beats 17 93089 times faster
WHEN I SEE YOUR NAME LIGHT UP ON MY PHONE
LOL, JK
when I see I've missed 8 calls from Mom.

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keegster
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 8:13pm UTC

I'm moving to Antarctica
W H E R E T H E R E ' S N O B U L L S H I T, ||||||♥
just penguins

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 4:47pm UTC

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hisxgirlxprumzz
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 9:47pm UTC

& don't you worry
your pretty little mind; people throw rocks at the
things that shine
♥

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dominiqueeewale
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 8:34am UTC

you are one of the most confusing boys i have ever met,
yet ironically, when i'm with you, my life is less complicated. ❤

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Noah
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:10am UTC

Just think,
[ there's someone out there dying for you to notice them. ]

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x_Allebasi_x
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 9:07pm UTC

Go on,
Admit it,
His smile makes you melt. ♥
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cassieayre
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Guy friends are fabulous
Until you start liking one...

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xxzenkxx26
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 8:39pm UTC

♥--------------------- ---------
The sky isn't
always blue
The sun doesn't always shine
It's okay to fall apart sometimes.

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itsfee94
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when
I'm drunk and your still Ugly

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rachelfizzy
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 6:34pm UTC

& a pinky is small ;
but the secrets it holds are huge
♥

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shopperchick33
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 10:49pm UTC

i hope karma slaps you
in the face before I do

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zpoiledrotton313
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 10:54am UTC

"kidnaping"
is such a strong word. i prefer,
»»» "SURPRISE ADOPTION." ♥

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