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1. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 11:09pm UTC
   this quote is really ugly,
   id be suprised if it made
   it to the top quotes...
   dont bother faving it,
   because itl only get a few
   so yeah.
   
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2. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 1:07am UTC
   Me and my friend,
   were at the supermarket,
   I went up to a cute guy and said:
   Hey can I have your number?, i lost mine!
   It made all of our days ;)
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3. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 1:04am UTC
   Did you know in alaska...
   It is ilegal to push a living moose of a plane :) ♥
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4. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 1:00am UTC
   Wanna hear my dirty secret..
   I shower ,,,
   ♥Naked♥
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5. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 10:36pm UTC
   Mom, I love you,
   age 8- I love you mum.
   age 18, I wanna leave this house!
   age 25- mum you were right...
   age 32- mum forgive me?
   age 50- i dont wanna lose my mum...
   age 70- mum no! i love you so much...
   it was too late..
   fav if you are always gonna l ove your mum
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6. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 10:13pm UTC
   Do you like waffles!
   yeah we like waffles! :)
   
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7. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   cut my hand,
   on a caterpillar,
   like wtf?? ♥
   
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8. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 6:54pm UTC
   I hate how,
   The. comercial. burgers. look. good, then real ones look like,
   BLAH.
   but the sometimes still taste all right lmfao.♥
   
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9. sophasurusrex
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   have you ever woke,
   in the. morning and want to. kill everyone. with tiny little knives.
   tike. STABBA!. stabba!.♥
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10. sophasurusrex
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    I am thankful for narwhals,
    because if they exsist,
    unicorns might too.♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

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