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1. softballxoxo504
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2010 4:29pm UTC
   A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
   She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
   After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
   not minee found it on googleee(:
   
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2. softballxoxo504
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   September 27, 2009 11:13am UTC
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3. softballxoxo504
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   July 20, 2009 3:31pm UTC
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4. softballxoxo504
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   July 3, 2009 8:06pm UTC
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5. softballxoxo504
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   June 7, 2009 7:51am UTC
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6. softballxoxo504
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   June 5, 2009 8:36pm UTC
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7. softballxoxo504
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   May 28, 2009 3:38pm UTC
   please don't read this!!!
   girl meets a boy on aim
   crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
   h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
   crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
   h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
   crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
   crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
   crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
   crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
   crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
   h0tNsPiCy91: WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
   crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
   crazy1 86 has signed off.
   The girl was so scared she locked every doors and window. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to become more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
   PART 2...
   Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
   h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
   2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
   h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
   2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
   2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
   h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
   h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
   2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
   h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
   h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
   h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
   h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
   The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
   They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS ICY WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
   This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you!
   
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8. softballxoxo504
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2009 3:38pm UTC
   please don't read this!!!
   girl meets a boy on aim
   crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
   h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
   crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
   h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
   crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
   crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
   crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
   crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
   crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
   h0tNsPiCy91: WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
   crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
   crazy1 86 has signed off.
   The girl was so scared she locked every doors and window. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to become more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
   PART 2...
   Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
   h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
   2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
   h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
   2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
   2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
   h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
   h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
   2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
   h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
   h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
   h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
   h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
   The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
   They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS ICY WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
   This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you!
   
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9. softballxoxo504
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   May 23, 2009 8:09am UTC
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10. softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:53am UTC
    How much are you worth??
    Natural Hair Color:
    Brown-$100 ***
    Blonde-$50
    Black - $15
    Bald - $5
    Other-$75
    Total: $100
    Eye Color:
    Brown - $50***
    Green - $75
    Blue $150
    Hazel $100
    Other-$15
    Total so far: $150
    Height:
    Over 7′ - $200
    6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    Under 5'4 - $ 95 ***
    total:$245
    Age:
    50 to 56 - $175
    46 to 50 - $150
    41 to 45 - $125
    31 to 40 - $100
    26 to 30 - $75
    21 to 25 - $50
    19 to 20 - $25
    0 to 18 - $100 *** 11
    Total so far: $345
    Birth Order:
    Twins or more than twins - $750
    First Born - $320
    Only Child - $250
    second born - $150
    Middle child - $100
    Last born - $100
    third born - $550***
    fourth born - $300
    fifth born - $400
    sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $895
    Drink?
    I did like once - $400***
    Only Holidays - $250
    Sometimes - $215
    YES - $200
    only weekends - $300
    Every other day - $50
    Once a day - $15
    I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    No - $
    Total so far: $1295
    Shoe Size:
    13+ - $300
    12 and a half to 13 - $250
    7 to 10 - $500***
    11 to 12 - $400
    Under 7- $450
    Total so far: $1795
    Favorite Colors (two):
    Green-$750***
    Red - $600
    Black - $100
    Yellow - $475
    Brown - $300
    Purple - $225
    White - $400
    Aqua - $350
    Orange - $300**
    Blue - $300
    Pink/Hot pink - $100
    Other - $500
    Total so far: $2845
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    Yes - $0
    Nope-$1,000 ***
    some- $750
    you are worth: $3845
    
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11. softballxoxo504
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    May 16, 2009 9:37am UTC
    [] Gotten a referral
    []Gotten detention
    [x]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    [x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 2
    [x]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [x] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 5
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [x]skipped class at least 1 time
    [x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 8
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 12
    [x] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called people during school hours
    [] Listened to an ipodcd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR:16
    [] threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the class room without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class,not a grade,a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 18
    [x] Gotten a call home
    [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [x] Didnt take your stuff to school
    [] Gotten a detention and didnt go
    [x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 21
    [] Slept in class
    [x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [x] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 23
    now times by 3
    total:69
    you are 69% hated in school
    
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12. softballxoxo504
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    April 19, 2009 12:50pm UTC
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13. softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2009 11:01am UTC
    GIANTS ON BARS
    YEARS OF PRACTICE
    MAY I DO ANOTHER BACKHANDSPRING?
    NOW I'M BETTER
    A FLEXIBLE GIRL
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14. softballxoxo504
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    April 11, 2009 6:30pm UTC
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15. softballxoxo504
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    April 11, 2009 3:11pm UTC
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16. softballxoxo504
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    April 10, 2009 9:17am UTC
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17. softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    Black dress with the tights underneath,
    I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
    And shes an actress (actress),
    But she ain't got no need.
    Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
    T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
    While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
    T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
    That I'm a vegetarian and I am not scared of him.
    She wants to touch me (Woah),
    She wants to love me (Woah),
    She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
    Don't trust a ho,
    Never trust a ho,
    Won't trust a ho,
    Won't trust me.
    X's on the back of your hands,
    Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
    And your setlist (setlist),
    You stole off the stage,
    Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
    B-b-b-bruises cover your arms,
    Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
    And the best is (best is),
    No one knows who you are,
    Just another girl alone at the bar.
    She wants to touch me (Woah),
    She wants to love me (Woah),
    She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
    Don't trust a ho,
    Never trust a ho,
    Won't trust a ho,
    Won't trust me.
    Shush girl shut your lips,
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
    I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
    I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
    Woah, woah, woah...
    She wants to touch me (Woah),
    She wants to love me (Woah),
    She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
    Don't trust a ho,
    Never trust a ho,
    Won't trust a ho,
    Won't trust me
    love this song
    (substituted the swear)
    
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18. softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2009 5:59pm UTC
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    REQUEST*
    
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19. softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 4:25pm UTC
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    i do request*
    
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20. softballxoxo504
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 4:10pm UTC
    If your alone, i'll be your shadow
    If you want to cry, i'll be your shoulder
    If you want a hug, i'll be your pillow
    If you need to be happy, i'll be your smile
    But anytime you need a friend,
    I'll just be me
    rate or hate <333
    
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