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  1. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    There are three types of people in
    the in world,
    Those who are good at math
    and those who aren't.

  2. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Me: *breathes*
    Mom: EXCUSE ME?
    Me: What?
    Mom: I don't like your additude.
    Me: But I--
    Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
    Me: Okay.
    Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: *blinks*
    Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

  3. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Girls who;; #18
    Wants piggy back rides.
    It gives us guys the best feeling when your laughing the whole time.

    nmf

  4. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
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    /\ /\ / \
    /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ / \
    / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \______________________________________________________
    \ / \/ \ / \ /\ / \/ \ /
    \/ \/ \ / \/ \/
    \/
    If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
    your dead.
    mf

  5. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Smile.♥
    It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

  6. nothing_to_everyone nothing_to_everyone
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    When I was a kid, my mom used to hit me with a camera,
    I still get flashbacks...
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. ilovevolleyball ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment Whenyour waiting for a text, then you notice, your the one that didnt reply


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Riddle
    Arnold Schwarzengger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it. What is "it"? Comment your answer, and then highlight below to see what it really is!
    Answer: A last name.
    format credits to ThatsSooMeee

  10. azncutiepie azncutiepie
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    So you're the B*tch
    That told the B*tch
    That I'm a B*tch
    Well listen B*tch
    It takes a B*tch
    To know a B*tch
    B*TCH

  11. mol* mol*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Belly tops,
    Flipflops,
    Lemonade,
    In the shade,
    Blue skies,
    Hot guys,
    Late nights,
    Water fights,
    Ice screams,
    Sweetdreams,
    Bathing Suits,
    Shooting hoops,
    Party time,
    Schools out,
    Sleeping in,
    Sneaking out,
    thats what summer's all about♥

  12. KeepCalmAndBeYourself KeepCalmAndBeYourself
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    HAPPINESS
    s t a r t s w i t h
    1 w o r d, 1 j o k e, 1 t e x t,
    1 p h o n e c a l l, 1 h u g,
    1 k i s s.
    B u t s t o p s i n j u s t
    1 mistake.
    tumblr

  13. myname22 myname22
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    When a girl says "Im Done"..It usually means "Fight For Me".

  14. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Never look back.
    If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe,
    she wouldn't have become a princess♥

  15. Shenker Shenker
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    I was at a Restraunt with my boyfriend.
    suddenly the lights went out,
    so i grabbed my byfriends hand.
    when the lights came back on,
    i saw my boyfrind kneeling on the
    ground, my hand in his,
    a engagement ring in the other.
    we're getting married today.
    ---the notebook -lovegivesmehope.com

  16. WittyLori WittyLori happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    I need to follow more people fave if you want to be followed ❤

  17. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Just because it didn't last
    doesn't mean it wasn't worth it ♥

  18. Marion Marion
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    That moment when
    You can actually feel the pain in your chest
    from seeing or hearing
    something that breaks your heart...

  20. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    FEELING THE NEED
    TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER
    to make yourself feel better
    so you think to yourself
    "Well, she has perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect grades,
    perfect boyfriend, like a million friends, and she's rich...........
    *enviously scans her
    HA! I don't like your shoes!
    ............
    Who am I kidding. I love her shoes."
    -_______-

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