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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 7:26pm UTC

So for Halloween my friend
was a Polar Princess.
It was pouring that night.
I thought she looked more like a wet dog :]
M L I A

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 7:25pm UTC

So i was in the car with my mom,
she says " Hand me one of those orange sodas."
When she opened it and took a sip,
She goes,
"Wow! This soda taste so sweet like oranges!"
My Mom Is Queen Of The Obvious!
M L I A

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 7:22pm UTC

Striped Sweater
The best time to wear a striped sweater
is all the time
one with a collar
turtle neck
thats the kind
cause when your wearing
that special
srtiped
sweater.
spongbob sqarepants

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 7:13pm UTC

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As seen on TV
Old fish: Heyy i saw you on TV last night!
Spongebob: You did?
Old Fish: Yeah you were on a comercial!
(Commercial)*Bran flakes a bold new flavor, Brand flakes!*
Spongebob: Wow he reconized me!
Old Fish:Yup see ya later bran flakes, What a nice cereal box
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*Spongebob Sqarepants*

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 7:00pm UTC

kissing test
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
4. add this quote
5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 2:38pm UTC

how to have 8 names...
YOUR REAL NAME: Tiffany
GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Tifizzle
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Purple Rainbow Platypus
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(your middle name and street you live on)
Victoria Nicole Maria Shopis
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name) MasViNiMa
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Green Mountain Dew
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)
Marie Christopher
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Rocky
Change these names to yours and put this in your Pro

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 2:07pm UTC

Remember.
Licking door knobs
is illegal on other planets.
*Spongebob squarepantss*

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 25, 2009 3:31pm UTC

***Wishing on stars ***
XXX is a waste of wishes XXX

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 25, 2009 3:18pm UTC

WTDAWU inc.
we think ducks are watching us incorporated.
Wanna join?

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 25, 2009 3:16pm UTC

So today I felt like being a ninja;
there was a low, thin branch hanging from my tree,
I went to kick it into pieces while i jumped in the air.
It didn't budge.
mabey its time to be a unicorn :)
M L I A

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 22, 2009 6:24pm UTC

Thats what she said;
stop blaming the girls!
Thats what He said.

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 4, 2009 3:57pm UTC

Why is there only a guys
football team?
I mean really! Im a girl
and I like to play football!
Screw it all!

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 4, 2009 12:42pm UTC

Last night I was shaving
and all of a sudden
I felt this exscrusiating
pain in my fingernail
I wasnt bleeding
so I assumed it was nothing.
This morning I was doing my hair
and I felt the pain again
It turns out while I was shaving
I sliced a little part in my nail
I felt like an Idiot (:
MLIA.

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
October 4, 2009 12:08pm UTC

It can be a
Sweet Dream
or a
Beautiful Nightmare,
Somebody help me
Turn the lights off.
-Beyonce

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 8:22pm UTC

3OH!3 says
not to trust
You :]

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 8:16pm UTC

omg.
rain is wet.

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 8:15pm UTC

My favorite #
in the abc's
is Purple!

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 8:12pm UTC

Friends are like Potatoes...
when you eat them,
they xdiex

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
September 8, 2009 10:47am UTC

;;And just then
at that very moment
The boy burst into tears
nothing left by his now ex- girlfriend
the only thing lingering was the smell of her
sweet smelling Jasmin purfume.
The next morning The girl
that broke up with him got a phone call
it was the boy.
He had told that if she had ever
wanted to come back to him,
He would be waiting no matter
where.
A few years later
the boy died in a car crash.
The girl then decied she wanted him back.
As she was thinking how bad she felt
a drunk driver then came and hit her.
She died that night in the Emergency room.
She met the boy in heaven.
He said "See i told you i would be waiting."

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soccerlaxangel98
posted a quote
September 8, 2009 10:40am UTC

.:Love comes around:.
Like that.
YYYYYYY
:.Then disappears.:
Like that.

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