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♥Heres what you need to know about me-
NOTHING! exept that.....
IM AWESOME AND SUPER AMAZIN
Also if u can make
an orange whale  you
will be mi bff!♥
  1. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    And I know im not the only one who.....
    Would rather watch Phineas and Pherb than Degrassi
    Know evey song and word to Phineas and Pherb but not to popular songs like 3, Down, and other songs
    Watches shows from the 60s 70s and 80s like the Brady Bunch and Partridge Family
    Most boys are SCARED of
    Plays almost every sport known to man
    Is the most aggressive person in their grade
    HATES Justin Biber with a buring passion and all their heart!
    Laughs at other people when they get hurt but stops when they realize its serious
    Hurts people and then says sorry a million times cause you fell bad
    Gets kicked out of lacrosse games
    Doesnt cry for any reason
    Whos best friends are the most AMAZING people you will ever meet <3333
    Whos MAD short and hopes to grow up to be a MILLION feet tall
    Who eats everything in site
    wh0 h@t3$ wh3N P30pl3 typ3 lik3 thi$
    Who cant spell anythinggggg
    And lastly will sit here and type thissss
    *<3*
    Credit to meeeee

  2. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 8:46pm UTC
    And when people tell me to go to my happy place I go to Narnia
    *<3333*
    Sorry colors stunkkkk

  3. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 2:26pm UTC
    True Story....
    Me and my friend were listing to the radio whe One time comes on and i say " I HATE THIS SONG TURN IT OFF!' and turn the radio off andmy friend goesnot knowing it was him " I though you like Miley Cyrus...,"
    Justin you just got burneddddd
    *<3333*
    I Hate him soooo muchhh

  4. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    Today i health we were learning about .'s and that always makes me laugh. Someone asked "Y does ur stomach get big if the baby comes from and forms in the...." so the teacher answers"Well if would be kind of werid if we walked around and saying ur ...... is so big" We all started laughing... I laughed so hard i cryed. The teacher made me got to the bathroom.
    Im rly mature...
    True story
    *♥*Ally*♥*

  5. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    if you are obsessed with feild hockey sign this:
    xxndoyle20xx
    soccerkid44 (i no im soccerkid but feild hockey is soo much bter)

  6. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 8:37pm UTC
    true story:a little girl.beatup by father.saying:un tassle vacel .now u read this she will be at the end of your bed at 2:12 UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS MESSGE AND SHE WILL SPARE UR LIFE
    Kinda scaredddddd

  7. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    ♥PaRtY In ThE UsA♥
    So I put my hands up playing my song
    butterflyes fying away nodding my head like ya moving my hips like ya Hands up playing my song know im gonna be ok yayayayaya its a PaRtY In ThE UsA
    ♥☻Ally☺♥

  8. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    My 2 Favorite Words In Life are
    Forgive and Foreget
    Cause If You Dont You Will Loose EVERYTHING And EVERYONE
    Trust me its true......
    Do It Before You Learn The Hard Way......
    I Did.....
    ♥Ally♥

  9. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2009 10:51pm UTC
    Whens someones annoying its hard to annoy them because they are so annoying
    Its soooo ANNOYING!
    100% Mine
    LOVE YA! <333

  10. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 9:37pm UTC
    PHONE QUIZ! Grab your Phone.
    doing this quiz with my BFF so i dont have 2 phones
    got it ?!
    yaaa and yaa
    What kind is your phone?
    Xeon and rival
    Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Maddy for poth
    person you called?
    Homeee and Ally
    Who was your last missed call from?
    My grandmaaa and home
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Dady work and i only hav 1 d...daddy
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jeanna and jULIA
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    80 AND 132
    What do you have as your background?
    Orangee and hand heart
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Mandy and Ally
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    3 and 3
    Who was your last message from?
    Mandy and Ally
    Who is the first name in your phone book
    alice and grace(sisters) and ally
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zac and Voice mail
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Mandy aim mommy dady and gig ally aim mommy katie
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Only have 4 aa's but the fourt is Antonia and Aunt Carol
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    oooo and that was the worst book evr (call of the wild lol dnt read it!!! had 2 4 summer reading))

  11. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    G-R-A-P-E
    IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTILL YOUR 45
    NO JOKE.
    REPOST WITH:
    A-P-P-L-E(if your taken)
    B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y
    (if you absolutely adore someone)
    B-A-N-A-N-A (if you are confused)
    C-H-E-R-R-Y (if you like someone but your not sure how they feel about you)
    G-R-A-P-E (if your single)
    L-E-M-O-N (if you have given up)
    P-E-A-C-H (theres no point in liking the person you like)
    P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E(if your just taking life as it comes)
    S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y(if you like someone and they like you but you're not going
    *♥*

  12. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 10:01pm UTC
    Dont you ever wish you could stop time so eveyone is frozen then do what ever you want?
    Cause I know I do!
    sry bout the colors change if u want... comment?
    *♥*

  13. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 9:23pm UTC
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  14. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 8:08pm UTC
    THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! TRY NOT TO CRY!
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS
    TITLE "THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!! TRY NOT TO CRY"

  15. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    ♥JennandJoeyForever♥
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    100% mine
    This is 4 areuready4JENN i do request (sry its a little different but i hope u like it)

  16. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
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    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
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    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  17. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 9:16pm UTC
    PEACE
    PEACE
    PEACE
    PEACE
    PEACE
    LOVE
    LOVE
    LOVE
    LOVE
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    HAPPINESS
    *i do requests (Credit to who ever) 4 names also

  18. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    girl meets a boy on a messenger
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows.. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you

  19. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2009 8:43pm UTC
    your drunk name, LOL
    Add your name to this list, but do it with your elbows & you CANT erase!
    If you dont do this within 10 minutes you will lose your 1 true love tommorrow repost as YoUr DrUnK NaME! !!...the easiest way is to highlight wat u repost this as and copy it in the subject box
    1.​ygaberioep;​[​lop - GABRIEL
    2.cxdorteruy?" - COREY
    3.Mr.taco himenez-junior
    4.sAPZIKZ ykksks - jason
    5.lujixs dernhorttgaz-​lus
    6.​dswefd​​ caroline <33
    7.SZa4raQCX HJKCXOM, OLMN TYREXZ-SARA C :D
    8.​ujjdfjdfuhjdjuh​dskijdfrujikesd​hjny-​ Brianna Mccormack (:
    9.fgvbza bddddse-Gabe
    10.jk0ohn-john
    11. trflklnmewr- Topher
    12.kaz65teelyunm-katelyn
    13. cxhr,zsa - CHRIS XD
    14. ssamanbtgha-samantha
    15. allison - allison...wow am i the only one who can do this?
    16. te4shya - Pretty Closeeee. - Tesha(:
    17. klzat5r5a- haha far off. Kara(;
    18. iu,luyhj vsdxasm, oplassd- iluvsamoas woooow thats a strange name
    19 zsahnjAZerkl.kinmj - shaelin it says zerk in my name ^.^
    20.alkyhssaz - alyssa haha i was wayyyy off :P
    21.kelwse3y- kelsey hahaha pritty good
    22. erfkjin j- erin!! heeey not too badd!!
    23.al,l,y-Ally♥ soooooo close!

  20. soccerkid44 soccerkid44
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:15pm UTC
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