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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SoccerGirl1016
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October 14, 2012 8:21pm UTC

You never really know someone until you play Uno with them and the mother f*cker hits you with a draw four.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 7:29pm UTC

When I was in fifth grade,
I got a detention for kicking my crush. I remember I refused to tell my mom. Not because I was scared she would be mad, because I know she would have laughed. No, I didn't want to tell her in fear that Santa would hear that I had been "naughty" an he would give me coal for Christmas.
Yeah. I had my priorities straight.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC

biggest plot twist in one direction: liam breaking up with danielle, shaving his hair and getting a tattoo.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:04pm UTC

I miss being a kid. I miss birthday parties in class with cupcakes and spelling tests with the extra word being "happiness". I miss being able to run around playing freeze tag all day without getting tired then putting my head on the pillow at night and knocking right out with no worries or cares in the world. I miss eating however much I wanted without a second thought, and curling up on the couch with a good book and not getting up until I was good and done. I miss running home to watch Power Rangers and the Fresh Prince of BelAir and waking up on saturday mornings for cartoons. I miss not being stressed, when everything was pure and simple. But what I miss most of all, was the time that seemed to never run out.

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Kizzie29
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October 13, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Glen Coco:
A fictional character who has no dialogue, whose face has never made it on screen, who doesn't serve the plot, and who exists for 2 seconds in one line from a supporting character; he is one of the most memorable and beloved characters from the 2000s.

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izzy_xo
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October 13, 2012 2:30pm UTC

I think kids are much more fun
THAN GROWN UPS, IT'S LIKE HAVING
a tiny drunk bestfriend.
- DANIEL RADCLIFFE.

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 13, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Have anyone else ever
looked at someone and thought "Wow, I wish I could be like her."

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carson5482
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October 13, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Dear parents,
I am fully aware that money doesn't grow on trees.
That's why I'm asking you for it.
follow for a follow

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UnSpokenMemories
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October 14, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, can I-
Mom: No.
Me: But mom-
Mom: No.
Me: Hey dad,

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becarefree
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October 14, 2012 12:18pm UTC

*some years ago*
America: I am very cool! Everyone listens to my music;)
*now*
England: HAHAHA what know??

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Its_A_Mad_World
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October 14, 2012 11:49am UTC

I hope we're friends until we die. Then we can be ghost friends, walk through walls and scare the sh/t out of everyone.
nmq

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Fake_a_smile
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October 4, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Teacher: I think that Obama was really weak in the debate
Student: Yeah. Obama needs to grow some balls.
Teacher: Do not use derogatory slang like that in school.
Student: Oh, sorry. Obama needs to develop some metaphorical male genitalia.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: ...Okay, so, on a different note..
...true story.

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marie1616
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October 5, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Admit it, you listen to strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.
-Tumblr.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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October 5, 2012 8:12pm UTC

F is for fangirls who cry together
U is for UGH HE'S SO PERFECT HELP ME
N is for never ever meeting your i-i-dol
down here in the wittian sea.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 29, 2012 7:04pm UTC

do you know what's the most
unrealistic thing about the
Harry Potter series?
who the heck gets 37 presents on their
birthday from their parents. like no that just
doesn't happen.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 29, 2012 7:41pm UTC

If you won't sing in the car
with me when we drive, we can't be friends

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:49pm UTC

when i say
"I wish they would turn this book into a movie"
what i really mean is
"I wish they would turn this book into a 17
hour long spectacle that includes every single
solitary detail and doesnt deviate at all from
the storyline and has perfect casting"

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Bravosierra*
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September 30, 2012 11:25am UTC

Sunkissed☼
Prologue
'Why did I just eat?' I ask myself as I run to the bathroom.
I wait in there for around 10 minutes for the other people to leave before doing my buisness.
Once, twice, three times.
I flush the toilet twice before leaving the stall.
I spray it down with perfume to get rid of the smell.
I was my mouth out quickly and take a shot of mouthwash.
I stick a piece of gum in my mouth before returning to dinner with my family.
I sat down next to my mom and smiled at her, my pearly whites not showing any evidence.
I talked and acted like nothing had happened.
"So, Amelia," my mom began, "What would you like for dessert?"
I looked at her and was about to answer before I looked down and saw a bump in my torso.
"Nothing mom. I'm so full from dinner." I said hoping she wouldn't notice my lie.
She looked at me and frowned, "You barely ate though."
I smiled at her, "Sorry mom. I'm trying to watch my weight for cheer."
She nodded, "I understand."
I smiled, "I have to go now mom. Cheer practice starts in 20 minutes."
She smiled, "Bye sweetie. See you when you get home."
I gave her a bright smile, "Bye mom."
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