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  1. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:56pm UTC
    Cheesy Pickup Lines #2
    Did you have Cambell's Chicken Noodle Soup today? Because your lookin' mm mm good!

  2. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:54pm UTC
    Cheesy Pickup Lines #1
    Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

  3. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
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    February 16, 2009 2:34pm UTC
    I knew someone that was so stupid that...
    **she called me to get my phone number!
    **she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!
    **she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!
    **she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    **she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
    **she tried to drown a fish!
    **she thought a quarterback was a refund!
    **she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
    **she tripped over a cordless phone!
    **she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
    **she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
    **she studied for a blood test!
    lol^=)

  5. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:31pm UTC
    I'd rather have bad times with you
    Than good times with anyone else
    I'd rather stand through a storm with you
    Than safe all by myself
    I'd rather have it harder together
    Than easier apart
    ...Above all... I'd rather have you
    Cause you're the only ONE in my heart!

  6. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or smile at me, because i know that even for a second that i've crossed your mind. ♥

  7. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:26pm UTC
    Although you may not love me, although you may not care, if you should ever need me, you know I'll always be there. Your heart may not be broken, Your heart my not be free, but if you ever need someone, you can always count on me <3

  8. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:23pm UTC
    I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you. ♥

  9. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    someday you'll need me like i needed you
    someday you'll want me like i wanted you
    someday you'll miss me like i missed you
    someday you'll think of me like i thought of you
    someday you'll like me like i liked you
    someday you'll wonder about me like i wondered about you
    someday you'll be amazed by me like i was amazed by you
    someday you'll love me but i wont love you

  10. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:17pm UTC
    They say you fall in love only once, but everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again. <3

  11. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:15pm UTC
    It's hard enough when the one you love doesn't love you back, but it is even harder to watch him love someone else. ♥

  12. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:14pm UTC
    "People say that Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
    If you really love me tell me what I want to hear, but those other words are what I fear.
    If you really love me, would you stand by my side?
    Would you care for me? Be there for me? Be there when I cry?
    Don't tell me you love me when you have someone else on your mind.
    Don't tell me you want me when you have someone else by your side.
    I really don't wanna hear it, because you'll break my heart.
    Don't try to fix what is broken. Don't even start.
    If you didn't notice...I'm In love with you."

  13. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:12pm UTC
    sure i think other guys are cute.. but every time i see a cute guy, i remind myself of how cute you are, of how much i love you, of how sweet you are, of how you always seem to brighten up my day, & suddenly that guy doesn't look so great anymore..

  14. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:10pm UTC
    It's about time i was getting over you
    I started to believe it was finally through
    I even had a few crushes on hotter guys
    (other then you)
    I was walking with my head up high
    Thinking i was never going to fall
    Then you had to smile at me
    and go and ruin it all

  15. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:09pm UTC
    Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
    Dearest Wife,
    I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    P.S. Sure is hot down here.

  16. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 2:01pm UTC
    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
    down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
    Officer?"
    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
    pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
    What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
    He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
    drivers' license."
    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
    "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk
    and stoned."
    The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
    far in a stolen car!"
    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
    voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

  17. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 1:36pm UTC
    The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love love someone else

  18. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 1:33pm UTC
    Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

  19. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 1:29pm UTC
    As answered by elementary school students)
    How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    - Alan, age 10
    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
    you're stuck with.
    - Kirsten, age 10
    What is the Right Age To Get Married?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    FOREVER by then.
    - Camille, age 10
    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.
    - Freddie, age 6
    How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
    yelling at the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8
    What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    - Lori, age 8
    What Do Most People Do On A Date?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8
    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
    usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10
    What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - Craig, age 9
    When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
    When they're rich.
    - Pam, age 7
    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
    mess with that.
    - Curt, age 7
    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8
    Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    - Anita, age 9
    How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    - Kelvin, age 8
    How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
    truck.
    - Ricky, age 10
    thought that was pretty funny

  20. soccachamp1014 soccachamp1014
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 1:26pm UTC
    I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

:)

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