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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    There should be some kind of medal
    for someone who finishes
    a tube of chapstick, without losing it.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I have a hopeless crush
    on someone I have no chance with...

  4. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    IT'S NOT THAT
    I THINK I'M FAT.
    IT'S JUST THAT
    I WISH I WAS SKINNIER.

  5. sftblgurl56 sftblgurl56
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
    Feel old yet?

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    you might think I'm
    b.u.l.l.e.t.p.r.o.o.f
    (BUT I'M NOT)

  7. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:49am UTC
    "you gonna sleep all day?"
    f-ck off.

  8. hopeless_me hopeless_me
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Pringles cases
    are shaped that way for a reason... if your hand doesn't fit
    you need to stop eating.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  9. mlparker18 mlparker18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    ~SPOILER ALERT~
    Fathers day is the most confusing holiday
    in the ghetto.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:35am UTC
    sweetie, you are so much better
    than that blade in your hand. I p r o m i s e .

  11. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Rich Girl: Oh Em Gee. Look at this brand new, shiny private jet my mommy and daddy just bought me!!!
    Me: Sometimes, my mom buys me chapstick when we go to Walmart


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    hi, i didn't mean to interupt your scrolling,
    but i think you're absolutley beautiful.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    i'm just saying that, if you got hit by a bus,
    i'd probably be driving that bus.

  16. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    A boy was dying of
    cancer, and needed an expensive brain surgery, but his family, broke and desperate, couldn't afford it. His 8 year old sister Tess took out her piggy bank savings to a pharmacist in order to buy a 'miracle.'It just so happens that the right man witnessed the little girl's tears at the pharmacy counter: a neurosurgen.
    He preformed the surgery for free.♥
    GMH.

  17. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    • i dare you to fave this. if you do, your nose will itch in 5 seconds •

  18. BostonBruins30 BostonBruins30
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. lalalex030 lalalex030
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    I wish I was skinner
    I wish I was pretty
    I wish my teenth were perfect
    I wish I had long,silky hair
    I wish guys would date me
    I wish I wasen't black
    I wish I was white
    I wish my face was clear
    I wish I knew were my REAL dad was
    I wish my step dad was nicer
    I wish I didn't have so many siblings
    I wish I was good at the sports I played
    I wish I did better in school
    I wish people didn't judge so easly
    I wish I could trust people
    I wish my imperfection,were perfections
    But that's all I can do..
    WISH.

  20. frankiedoodle frankiedoodle
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    for every like this quote gets, i will go out for half an hour on the bike.
    every comment i will go out for 1 hour.
    please comment and like :D
    i'm ready.

:)

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