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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?
format by ohhoeplease

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 4:53pm UTC

Teenager Post #8764
Going to the bathroom in the middle of class just to waste time..

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 8:34pm UTC

my diet plan:
make all of my
friends cupcakes;
the fatter they
get the thinner i look.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
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February 18, 2013 1:27pm UTC

We all say we hate these celebrities.
But why? I mean for instance One Direction. Even though I don't listen to them I still have respect for them. I mean they were regular people like us who found there dream in life and followed it. They had a passion to make music together. And the Directioners? I don't why we all blame them... One Direction made a difference in their lives. Why do we have to hate them for it? If One Direction made one girl's life change then why do we have to go in her face and tell them that we hate One Direction and their music?
I just don't get it.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Friend: OMG you have a Witty Profiles!?
Me: Urm...how'd you know?
Friend: You liked it on facebook.
Me: Oh...yeah
Friend: What's your username? I'll follow you!
Me: Oh, yeah well I don't use it anymore...and I forgot my username.
Friend: Oh... *Walks away*
Me: Whoo, close call.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Dear boys,
if she gets shoved into you,
she likes you
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gab*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 2:36pm UTC

sometimes i hold back my sneezes for the fear of nobody saying "bless you",

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Everything you do is
super duper cute and I can't stand it

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bye*
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 7:32pm UTC

i just had 4 capri-suns, ok im pretty drunk

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 12:36am UTC

She's a little bit of heaven
with a wild side.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Find a guy that comforts you when your crying
not a guy who is the reason you are crying

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*Death*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:40am UTC

I want a relationship like...
Belle and the Beast because looks didn't matter.
Jasmine and Aladdin because he'd do anything to be with her.
Mulan and Shang because no matter what happened, they still love each other.
Cinderella and the prince because popularity/rank wasn't important.
Ariel and Price Eric because he didn't need to hear Ariel's words to know she loves him.

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Sofie101
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 9:41am UTC

I can't imagine,
my life, w i t h o u t y o u .

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chickittylover
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 11:31am UTC

Things I like about him #2
His smile. It makes him so much cuter than he already is, if that's possible.

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gracemiller27
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:48pm UTC

and then satan said...
"Put the alphabet in math"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
nmq

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I hate when you miss someone,
And they can't even pretend to care.
NMQ

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Cut, burn, pull, scratch.
Break some glass and strike a match.
Pop the pills then take a drink,
watch your blood run down the sink.
Gone are the voices in your head,
BUT NOW YOU'RE CLOSE TO BEING DEAD.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I'm so awkward when someone compliments me. I don't know what to say.
Someone: You look pretty today
Me: Happy birthday

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