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smileitzabby

1. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC
   Everyone: That guy is so cute, I wish I had a boyfriend.
   Me: Damn, those twinkies are lookin damn good over there.
   
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2. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   LOVE
   ELEANOR CALDER
   <3
   
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3. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:39pm UTC
   HOW TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT:
   Run into a random crowd of people,
   hug the first person you see and yell...
   "HAH! I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!"
   
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4. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:37pm UTC
   GIRLS
   are not toys!
   You can't just drop them and break their hearts when you get bored.
   
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5. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:34pm UTC
   If there are ice cream trucks in the summer...
   Why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
   
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6. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:32pm UTC
   "I wasn't that drunk".... Dude, you threw a sock at a midget and said "Dobby, be free!!!"
   
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7. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:30pm UTC
   BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM! LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, I WANT A DOUBLE BOOM!
   Admit it, you had no clue what that meant when you were younger.
   
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8. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:28pm UTC
   Oh, Mickey, you're so fine
   you're so fine, you blow my mind!
   Hey Mickey!
   Hey Hey! Hey Mickey!
   Face it... You didnt read that. YOU SANG IT.
   
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9. smileitzabby
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   ONE DIRECTION
   is the reason no guys...
   live up to any girls standards.
   LOVE MY BOYS<3
   
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10. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Liam Payne, louis, Harry, Niall, Zayn<3
    
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11. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Alien 1: DID THE HUMANS GET OUR MESSGAE?
    Alien 2: YEAH, BUT THEY NAMED IT DUBSTEP AND DANCE TO IT.
    
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12. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment when..
    A package says "EASY OPEN"
    And you need scissors, a knife, a hammer and a gun to open it...
    
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13. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Imagine if.....
    NIALL HORAN
    grabbed you by the waist, and kissed you...
    
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14. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I want to lose weight before this summer, you know, so I don't look scary in a bathing suit....(:
    So I've decided that I really need motivation.!
    For every fav/follower that I get, I will do 20 crunches! Please fav!
    
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15. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Hey I just met you...
    And this is crazy,........
    but I have Alzheimers
    Hey I just meet you...
    
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16. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Okay, I'm looking for thoughts on colored pants!
    I think brightly colored skinny jeans are not that cool in the winter/fall... maybe like dark blue.
    However, I think they're cute in the spring/summer.
    I really like white and red skinny jeans rolled up a little above the ankle for the summer.!
    (If you don't know what Im talking about, its a Hollister look/ check their website)
    Thoughts please?(:
    
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17. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    fav or comment if you know who/ LOVE
    My Chemical Romance!<3
    
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18. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Oh I just hate when I die from not sending chain letters.....
    DARN.
    
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19. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    I am a serious Directioner and I know a lot of people are getting really annoyed by the quotes about 1D. If you want us to relax a little with the quotes, which there are not a lot of any more, then ask. Nicely. Not "OMG GUYS STOP YOU ARE SOOO ANNOYING SHUT UPP!" That will NEVER work.! That only promotes the quotes from Directioners even more... But, if you really can't stand to see a one direction quote every couple pages, SELECT A CATEGORY! There are soooo many people that are saying "We need inspirational quotes, not 1D!" Then select "Inspiration"!.
    
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20. smileitzabby
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Girls can be so mean sometimes.
    My best friend and I can't even act like best friends around people without them judging us and trash talking us "behind our backs" (yeah we can hear you from 1 foot away, we are only on the other side of the lunch table).
    It makes us so mad and annoyed, but then we think....
    Baby you light up my world like nobody else! (They have no friends)
    SCREW THEMMM!(;
    
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