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cloudysky11
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC

mosquitos should suck fat insted of blood...
that would make my life so much easier

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1dancer9
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #7
Delivery Man: Package for Josh Nichols.
Josh: Thanks. Have a good day.
Delivery Man: Don't tell me what to do.

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Bubbles123456
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:02pm UTC

And who else remembers Crazy Steve?

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Belieber97
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:50am UTC

Today is my moms wedding.
I feel so pretty with hair and makeup done
♥

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smile_cause_your_beautiful
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:30am UTC

fave if you've ever
worried that someone in your class could read the weird thoughts your having

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iloveyou002
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:41pm UTC

do you cut?
are you insecure?
are you heartbroken?
are you depressed?
have you ever thought about suicide?
I can promise you ... Your not the only one.

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lynzee
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC

We will be friends forever, just you wait and see,
~Winnie the Pooh

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Laughallyouwant
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:39pm UTC

my mom and dad are lucky;
i don't sneak drugs and alcohol into my room...
i sneak food.
format by Laughallyouwant

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sockmonkey317
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Getting up at 6 am for school really messes with
me... I know this because I spent at least 45
seconds this morning staring at the back of my
deoderant looking for the calorie count.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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papersmiles
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I haven't talked to you
Because I don't know what
to say anymore.

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Give you this
Give you that
♥|||||||||||||||| Blow a kiss
Take it back

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stargirl101
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May 5, 2012 9:41am UTC

Format by XxprettixX
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can't figure out what you meant

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iwillneverforget
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 11:40am UTC

get outta my head
and fall into my arms ♥
instead

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Cancer is taking my life away..

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AnotherUnknownGirl
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC

I need advice.
So there's this girl on twitter.
And she's flirting with my boyfriend.
And she just gave him her number
And told him to text her.
What should I do?
Should I say something?
Or should I trust that he won't do anything.
...Or should I just beat her with a stop sign...

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:59am UTC

Liam Payne: Ok, ok, we should do the biggest prank on Justin Beiber.
Liam Payne: So we're going to film him and make him sneeze.
Liam Payne: And we should refuse to say "bless you"
Liam Payne: I'm so excited!
Liam Payne: This is the meanest thing EVER!

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Can you hang?
No sorry, I have to go to a funeral,
The monster from my closet's girlfriend's oopma loompa's bannana died.
Maybe next time?

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idunnololabby
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 11:02am UTC

Me: Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Mom: Why?
Me: Cuz she had no arms.
Mom: ...
Me: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah.
Mom: You're horrible.
nmq/nmf

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rocker09
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Imagine
Being locked in a room with ALL of the
Directioners and we have to fight to the DEATH
and the last five remaining will marry
One Direction. Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Husband Games 2012.
-rocker09

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