Witty Profiles
menu
sign in or join


Me: Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Mom: Why?
Me: Cuz she had no arms.
Mom: ...
Me: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah.
Mom: You're horrible.
 
nmq/nmf

   

 
Next Quote >

Me: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Mom: Why? Me: Cuz she had

44 faves · May 5, 2012 11:02am

idunnololabby

by

idunnololabby


tags

funny

People who like this quote

blue*CutieMarie01lovemeh101AsbestosshAMmers26Jasmine112cujo*Charm_Bracelet082lindseypaiva_xoxnot_the_lover_at_first_sightEsmeralda*IAmAllAlonechakalakalaka34kenken526imjustonegirlJadealanamovinatthespeedoflove17silently-dreaming*reachgirl24Just_me1031