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  1. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Relationships are llike fat people....
    they never work out.

  2. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    So Relatable #3
    -The awkward moment when you are the first one to the lunch table & it looks like you have no friends.
    tumblr.
    tumblr.

  3. biamontet1 biamontet1
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Emotionally: I'm done.
    Mentally: I'm drained.
    Spiritually: I'm dead.
    Physically: I smile.

  4. ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    roses are red
    this statement is true
    VIOLETS ARE PURPLE
    NOT EFFIN' BLUE

  5. imthenewcancer imthenewcancer
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    When I look at you I see this perfect person. Then there's me, this weird crazy person with all these problems.

  6. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:35am UTC
    Whenever I delete text messages,
    I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

  7. Finished Finished
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel
    like all of my friends secretly hate me.
    .

  8. Xena Xena
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Babe... I think I'm pregnant.
    The AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying to Reach Is No Longer In Sevice.
    YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "You" WRONG!
    The AT&T Subscriber You* Are Trying To Reach Is No Longer In Service.

  9. rachelhershey19 rachelhershey19
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    teenager post #126
    That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh.

  10. Water307 Water307
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    We All Have #2
    that one guy you just can't get off your mind


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. Anisax3 Anisax3
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    That One Friend...
    Whose laugh is funnier than the joke♥

  13. thepersonithoughtiwas thepersonithoughtiwas
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Well, I was like,
    and then
    she was like, and then
    he was like,
    Then we were all like
    omg.

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Random fact #1
    On average a woman will speak about 7,000 words per day while a man will only speak about 2,000.
    Should I start a series?

  16. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    nmf
    ♥ I'm in a very long distance relationship with my future husband
    Like · Comment · See Friendship

  17. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #31
    "Dude, the Glee version is sooo much better"

  18. cassidyranae17 cassidyranae17
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Some people dont sleep because they have insomnia,
    i can't sleep because i have internet connection.

  19. Water307 Water307
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    We All Have #11
    that one show you'll always watch no matter how old you are

  20. FireBurns21 FireBurns21
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Teenager Post #016
    waiting until your parents are in a good mood before asking them for something you want.

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