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smashy21

1. smashy21
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   all the people in the wizard world are crimals my reasons are
   you can inpersonat everyone for an hour with a little drink
   you can become invisable with a bit of cloth
   you can kill a man with a couple of words
   you can make a man do anything you want with a word
   who still wants to go to hogworts now
   
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2. smashy21
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   March 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
   the awkwrd moment when you are in your room and you are ment to be doing your homework
   then you mum walks in
   
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3. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   my timetable to do after school
   get home
   do homework
   clean up
   do tea
   get my sister ready for bed
   get her in to bed
   wait for mum to get home
   then go on witty and twitter
   what i really do
   get home
   start to do homework
   go on witty and twitter
   wait for mum to get home
   let her deal with eveything
   
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4. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   have you ever had the moment when the guy or girl you like asked you for a pen or pencil so you say yeah here you go. so you give them the one you have in your hand then you realise you just gave your only pen or pencil yo her or him . comment on what you would have done next
   
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5. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   just been out to a meal with all my family and my cousin was on his stateboard in the car park then his girlfrind goes im going to be a nurse tonight. dirty or not
   
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7. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   y is it teachers want to punish you when you have not got a hair tie but giving you a rubber band
   
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8. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 4:08am UTC
   what is the point of a door if you are just going to wake in anyway
   what is the point od knocking on a door if you are just going to wake in anyway
   favorite if anyone in your family does this
   
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9. smashy21
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   March 25, 2012 4:05am UTC
   the awkward moment when someone askes you what you are thinking but you arnt thinking of anything
   
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10. smashy21
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    March 25, 2012 4:02am UTC
    the mini heart attact you get if you miss a step on the stairs
    
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11. smashy21
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    March 24, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    you defently mean something if she lets you have a go on temple run or turns it off when you are around
    
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12. smashy21
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    March 24, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    you only need one thing to be happy that that thing is not
    the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
    to be skinny
    to be pretty
    to be populaur
    or to have all the latest trends
    all you need is people around you that love you for who you are
    
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13. smashy21
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    March 24, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    we never really grow up,
    we only learn how to act in public
    
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14. smashy21
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    March 24, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Everything has its beauty
    but not everone ses it
    
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15. smashy21
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    March 24, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons,
    make orange juice
    and leave the world woundering how you did it
    
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16. smashy21
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    March 23, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    the awkward when your friend it crying but you dont know what to do
    should i hug her
    or
    will she regect it
    
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17. smashy21
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    March 21, 2012 11:50am UTC
    for those who fight for it life has a flavor the sheltered will never know
    
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18. smashy21
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    March 21, 2012 11:33am UTC
    the smile you get when a speciel person comes online
    
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19. smashy21
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    February 15, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    if you dont fight for something
    you will fall for anything
    
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20. smashy21
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    February 15, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    my dads been giving me a house saftey speach this is some of him advise
    if u put you head in a chip pan it will hurt
    if u put a nail in a plug socket it will hurt
    if u put a toaster in a bath while u are in it, it will hurt
    
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