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  1. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Bully's on witty you just made a really nice girl abbylovesmatthoran leave you should all be happy

  2. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Boy bands. Big time rush x. Jonas brothers xx green day :) my chemical romance <3 one direction<3 blink182 :) the wanted x the Beatles x these are just some boybands that are good and not don't send hate this is my opinion

  3. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I miss my best friend my sister she was my everything but now she's moving to a different state then me Hannah I miss you

  4. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    No headphones in: Go ahead & talk to me! I'm all ears.
    One headphone in: Talk to me if its important. It better be for a good reason. Be careful.
    Both headphones in: Step away. Do Not Talk to me. Not in the mood.
    Simple as that ^
    nmq

  5. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Let's play the YES or NO game.
    Rules: You can only use YES and NO once.
    Are you beautiful? ________
    Are you lying?________
    nmq/nmf

  6. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that m...an...............get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember god saw you read this

  7. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:04am UTC
    WHAT IS LOVE?
    In Math A Problem
    In History A Battle
    In Science A Reaction
    In Art A<3 XOXO
    but to me it will simply also be ..
    YOU!

  8. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:20am UTC
    me -you know what letters i think are stupid
    sis-what
    me- "Q"
    me-cus what words do we use it for
    stepmom-Quit ,Qauil,Quiet
    me-and i hate "W"
    ME-we already have a "U" we dont need a double u
    stepmom-i would love to be in your head for 5 minutes
    sis-i would get out after a minute
    me-
    stepmom-
    sis-
    me-
    stepmom-
    sis-
    me- olivia would you want to be in my head
    olivia - ya
    hahaha true story

  9. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:29am UTC
    "I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me,
    But when I woke up,
    It was Niall that wanted me
    To make him breakfast."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    nmq just love him

  10. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:40am UTC
    IF WE WERE A MOVIE YOU BE THE RIGHT GUY THAT I FALL IN LOVE WITH
    hahaha we al know thats not true dumbbbb

  11. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:28am UTC
    up want 2 talk

  12. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:53am UTC
    whos up and who wants to talk cus' im board

  13. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:45am UTC
    people please go on witty chat and go on whats up and we can talk

  14. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:18am UTC
    who wants to talk
    ?_?

  15. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:01am UTC
    CHAPTER 6
    SUPRIZE (not really)
    after the horrbile an hour listening to my bravery and what i did i got up and called hannah my best friend i bawled she came over and slaped me aaaaaggghh that hurt " good'' i m a mess "i know you need some alone time with your dad " i dont know if i can " o nope you can " we hear a knock on my door hold on im not decent gogogog my family did not want her here right now so she left where she came ... the window agh come in . my dad walks in "hey i want to say thank you for saveing me " your my dad i love you i had to even iif it wasnt you " i know " there was an akward slince i took hannahs advice could we ... go out to eat " think we could tommorow night" ok
    2 DAYS LATER
    my dad and i had a great time .thats all i could think about and the fact that i had a new boyfriend louis.
    to learn how louis and bella meet comment on my profille hope you like it

  16. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [] Brown - $100
    [x] Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [x] Blue $150
    |] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $285
    $Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [x] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $705
    Drink?
    [] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [x] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1,705
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [] Green-$750
    [] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [x] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [x] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [] Orange - $300
    [x] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total: $
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total= $5,545

  17. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    who wants to talk
    ?_?

  18. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:46am UTC
    whos up

  19. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    "When a girl is talking to niall,
    he stays quiet and listen
    to every word she has to say"
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    nmq i love you niall and louis

  20. smarty1221 smarty1221
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    LONG LIVE KILLJOYS EVERYWHERE!!

:)

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