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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Vending machines are so homophobic.
Sorry my dollar isn't
straight enough for you.
nmq

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 10:36pm UTC

friends don't leave
friends for their boyfriends.

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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May 10, 2012 1:34pm UTC

Me: I haven't been listening to a word the teacher has been saying....
Friend: She's talking? o_O

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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May 10, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Me: I mean where else can we put her?
Catieosaur: In the basement.
Me: LOL CAN WE?

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Teacher: What is a polyhedron?
Me: I don't care.
Teacher: What is a prism?
Me: This place is a prison.

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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May 8, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Borrowing my mom's awesome BOSE headphones and singing my head off :D

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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May 3, 2012 9:22pm UTC

I ate a whole bag
of ROLOS
because
YOLO
n mf

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:12pm UTC

Me: What did she say?
Friend: His name was King James the I.
Me: The first?
Friend: Yeah.
Teacher: There was only one.
Me: Oh, well I was unsure.
Friend: Wasn't it your topic for this project?
Friend: That doesn't mean I memorized the entire English and Scottish monarchy...
Teacher: .........
Me: ......
Teacher: .......
Me: .........
Teacher:.........
Me: Yeah that's right.

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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April 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Me: *sees something funny and laughs*
Bratty girl I babysit: could you stop laughing?
Me: could you stop breathing?

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 1:35am UTC

You think you're real,
but you're not.
You're fake.
nmf

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Confirm
Would you like to punch this person in the face?
Yes
No

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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March 6, 2012 9:31am UTC

click to see this quote

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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February 22, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I hate when you make a list of something to do, or buy, or look up, and then, for the life of you, you cannot remember the third thing on that list.

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:20pm UTC

blah

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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February 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC

It's kind of funny that people make such a big deal over the fact that Adele is not a skinny stick and how I didn't even notice until people started to make the big deal. Geez people there is more to people then the way they look.
THE WAY YOU ARE IS FINE BY ME,
I KNOW THERE IS MORE TO YOU THEN THE EYE CAN SEE.

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 9:05pm UTC

I'm Sexy and I Know it is a modern version of Baby Got Back

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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February 8, 2012 6:26pm UTC

GAH

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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February 3, 2012 10:43am UTC

I hate those girls who can't function unless someone goes with them to do something.
It's like, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM BY YOURSELF!!!

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sleepytimenomnoms7
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 5:38pm UTC

It's common for me when I'm chatting with friends for them to say "BRB getting food"

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sleepytimenomnoms7
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February 2, 2012 10:32am UTC

I don't care that she is here.
The fact that you want us all to get along is why I do.

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