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  1. tooturnteli tooturnteli
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 2:39pm UTC
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  2. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 6:13pm UTC
    we're all stories in the end,
    just make it a good one.

  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    good vibes
    DON't die.

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 3:03am UTC
    i miss fancy css layouts i miss loads of colorful quotes i miss originality i miss song lyrics i miss thousand of faves and thousands of users the state of this website honestly makes me teary eyed i went through so many changes while i was here and i felt like this was my own little corner of the world and now it's deteriorating


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. fulldark fulldark
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:18am UTC
    i really don't understand why people insist on lying about who they are - even on site like witty. eventually, you're going to get caught. so, what's the point in lying in the first place? it's pathetic. do you get some sick sense of pleasure from lying to people and from hurting the people who actually believe you. that's messed up.

  7. slowandshaky* slowandshaky*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    sometimes bravery is just doing what others won't

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:15am UTC
    Most days, I'm okay.
    Some days, it hurts.
    I miss everything;
    from the smell of the wood heater
    to the sound of my father kicking off his boots.
    I miss waking up to my mother's favourite playlist,
    falling asleep to the dogs barking.
    Most days, I love it here.
    Some days, it's too lonely.
    I hate everything;
    from the eerie quiet on weekends
    to disconnect of people on my floor.
    I hate the solitude of a studio apartment,
    the independence of living alone.
    Most days, I'm happy here.
    Some days, I just want to go home.

  9. hyperion* hyperion*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:41pm UTC
    Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    i was peer pressured into doing this so here we go:
    1. What is your middle name? elizabeth
    2. How old are you? nope
    3. What is your birthday? may 14th
    4. What is your zodiac sign? taurus
    5. What is your favorite color? i like green, maroon, and pale tints a lot
    6. What's your lucky number? three, usually
    7. Do you have any pets? i used to, i want one though:-((
    8. Where are you from? new jersey, born and raised
    9. How tall are you? 5'4-5'5
    10. What shoe size are you? 5-6.5 i have such small feet
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? nine or so, not that many
    12. What was your last dream about? meeting all time low, no surprise there
    13. What talents do you have? i guess i'm okay at drawing
    14. Are you psychic in any way? i get headaches shortly before and after there are severe weather changes does that count
    15. Favorite song? whoa so many
    16. Favorite movie? all time low: straight to dvd, breakfast club, and probably it's kind of a funny story or perks
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? currently?? my crush he looks like tyler posey
    18. Do you want children? yeah, maybe two or something
    19. Do you want a church wedding? probably not
    20. Are you religious? not at all
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? not since birth, strangely enough
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? no
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? sort of
    24. Baths or showers? both, but more often it'll be showers
    25. What color socks are you wearing? i'm not wearing socks
    26. Have you ever been famous? no???
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? it'd be cool i guess
    28. What type of music do you like? pop punk/punk rock mostly, but anything but rap i guess
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nah
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? two/three
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my side
    32. How big is your house? medium/large idk
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? tea and half a bagel or a waffle
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? yeah
    35. Have you ever tried archery? yes and i'm actually good at it wow
    36. Favorite clean word? no idea honestly
    37. Favorite swear word? sh't probably
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? two or three days maybe
    39. Do you have any scars? yeah
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? yeah it was odd
    41. Are you a good liar? sometimes
    42. Are you a good judge of character? yeah
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? yeah, i can do a semi-decent british accent and a russian accent
    44. Do you have a strong accent? no
    45. What is your favorite accent? british or australian, new zealand is cool too
    46. What is your personality type? i don't know
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? uggs maybe
    48. Can you curl your tongue? yesss
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie
    50. Left or right handed? right
    51. Are you scared of spiders? i hate them so much
    52. Favorite food? pasta omg
    53. Favorite foreign food? idk sushi
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? clean sometimes it depends on the area of my life
    55. Most used phrased? "dude, seriously"
    56. Most used word? i curse a lot
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? like ten minutes bc i'm super lazy
    58. Do you have much of an ego? not really idk
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? i always end up chewing it up oops
    60. Do you talk to yourself? when i read fanfiction omg it's horrible
    61. Do you sing to yourself? yes
    62. Are you a good singer? moderately
    63. Biggest Fear? being ostracized, failure, public events where i'm alone, etc.
    64. Are you a gossiper? not really except to my closest pals
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? idk
    66. Do you like long or short hair? it depends
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? yeah man
    68. Favorite school subject? i like everything in it's own way; but probably english, history, art, or science
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? forced into extroversion, occasionally (in public, that is) introverted
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? sort of??? i think it was snorkeling so no
    71. What makes you nervous? EVERYTHING
    72. Are you scared of the dark? sometimes
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? depends on the mistake/person
    74. Are you ticklish? yes don't touch me
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? nooo
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? yeah
    77. Have you ever drank underage? ..
    78. Have you ever done drugs? no
    79. Who was your first real crush? my best friend now but when we were in kindergarten aw
    80. How many piercings do you have? 2
    81. Can you roll your Rs? yes
    82. How fast can you type? moderately fast
    83. How fast can you run? depends on prior training and conditions
    84. What color is your hair? blonde
    85. What color is your eyes? green/gray/i've heard yellow too???? maybe i'm a beta
    86. What are you allergic to? nothing
    87. Do you keep a journal? nope
    88. What do your parents do? boring desk jobs in pharmaceuticals and finance
    89. Do you like your age? i guess i sort of have to, but no not really
    90. What makes you angry? EVERYTHING
    91. Do you like your own name? no it's simple and boring and doesn't suit me
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? no it stresses me out
    93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? at least one girl
    94. What are you strengths? arts, academics, etc.
    95. What are your weaknesses? simultanesously everything i'm also good at
    96. How did you get your name? no clue
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? no but it'd explain some things
    98. Do you have any scars? wasn't this already a question
    99. Color of your bedspread? blue
    100. Color of your room? peach-ish

  10. solyh* solyh*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    most of the time, when i'm "cleaning", i just rearrange things so that they look like they're supposed to be there

  11. sleepy sleepy
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    Format made by Sleepy.
    Please, ONLY use this as a quote on witty.
    themes, do not use on any other site.
    Please leave credit in the
    Stop singingyour heart out
    to strange men whose lips can kiss love in multiple tongues
    but tremble,
    every time you ask them to spell loyalty.

  12. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 11:58am UTC
    ----------------------------
    there is a sudden
    lingering, and i realize
    i really need you
    ----------------------------


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    You could have a change of heart,
    if you would only change your mind;
    'CAUSE I'M CRAZY 'BOUT YOU BABY,
    time after time.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 9:43pm UTC
    SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SAY
    (a rant or whatever)
    · “I’m not rac¹st, I have a ton of _____ friends!”
    · And, “They don’t mind!”
    · And, “I’m not rac¹st, I love _____ people!”
    · Also, “I’m not rac¹st, I’m _____.”
    · Also, “It was just a joke!”
    First off… okay? So what if you’re friends with multiple people of that certain ethnicity? That doesn’t change the fact that what you said was rac¹st (making you, in fact, rac¹st). Just because you have many friends of a certain race doesn’t make it okay for you to say anything about that race. You have no right, no matter how close you may be to them [your friends]. It’s not okay.
    Secondly, just because they don’t mind does not mean everyone else doesn’t mind either. They might be okay with it, but not everyone is, and you need to respect that.
    If you ‘love’ said people, then why would you make a slur/remark/comment like that?
    And if your excuse is the last one (“It was just a joke!”), then I can’t accept that. That is not a joke, and if you think anything racial is funny or something to joke about, then that is just further evidence that proves to me that you’re rac¹st.

  17. teenidle teenidle
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    how to be happier than before
    (much needed rewrite of an oldie)
    1) love your friends as fiercely as possible.
    2) take three deep breaths before you go to sleep every night. remind yourself of the simple actions your body can do on it's own.
    3) when in doubt, ask. swallow the fear of embarrassment because no one will get upset with you for needing help. learn to ask slowly and kindly. shy away from demanding something or denying it, too. plant both feet on the ground, look up, and ask.
    4) protect yourself, but don't fear vulnerability. getting hurt will teach you the lesson of when to build up your walls vs. when to let them down.
    5) learn to forget the negative, try to forgive the negative, always attract the positive. positive vibes will only circulate around you if you welcome them in. send out as much good energy as you feel you can.
    6) make lists when your mind is restless. cataloguing your mind will help you feel there is order in a seemingly scary world.
    7) try to love yourself. talk yourself up in your mind and comfort yourself when you fall. treat yourself gently. imagine you are a plant. you need sunshine, water, food and love to grow into a fully formed being. don't deprive yourself of any of these. attach your self worth to nothing at all because you're worth something stable, not something that changes. count the leaves on the trees during spring.
    8) if you're struggling, just close your eyes and tell yourself you are so much more than you think you are. trust your silly manta because it's true, and open your eyes again.
    i'm not saying i do these like i totally don't but I'M TRYING and that's what matters ** from the original and as relevant as ever today.

  18. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:41am UTC
    i don't know
    his favorite color, or if he likes honey with his tea, or if he even likes tea. i don't know what songs he listens to when he's upset and i don't know what his favorite cereal is. but i do know his smile is amazing, and his laugh is really loud (but it's kind of like music to me), and his clothes are really simple but they look really cute on him, and he wears glasses sometimes and he looks beautiful with or without them. and i really wish i knew all these things, so i know what song to play for him when he's upset, and if he wants tea i wanna know if i should put honey in it (that is, if he likes tea) and what type of cereal to get for him when he wants some. but i'll never know, because i am the shy girl across the room who hides behind her hair and the sleeves of her hoodies, and glances at him when she thinks he's not looking (and he never is)

  19. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    idek why im doing this tbh just live with it ok~
    APPEARANCE:
    [ ] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [ ] I have many scars.
    [ ] I tan easily.
    [ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [ ] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than 1 piercing
    [x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [x] I've run away from home.
    [ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [ ] My actual parents are together.
    [ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I almost always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [ ] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [ ] I've glued my hand to something.
    [ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    HEALTH:
    [x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x] I've broken a bone.
    [ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [x] I had a serious surgery.
    [ ] I've had chicken pox.
    [x] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [ ] I've seen a shooting star.
    [ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [x] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [ ] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [ ] I've crashed a car.
    [ ] I've been skiing.
    [ ] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [x] I've eaten Sushi.
    [ ] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [x] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [ ] I've gotten divorced.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [ ] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [x] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [x] I regularly drink.
    [ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [ ] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x I've went to bed crying.

  20. bckwrds bckwrds
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    sleepythms.tumblr.com
    layouts to fit the new interface

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