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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC

** Glass breaks ** Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs... Boy: Don't worry, I'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush * Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death... Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? format by neversaynever16

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WonderfulLove
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July 2, 2012 12:22pm UTC

"Once you break, you can never run the same. You will be forever changed."
-Demi Lovato

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Dear Fred, Remember when we put our names in the Goblet of Fire? I wish that wasn't the only time I saw you old.
Always missing you, George

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:41pm UTC

I actually don't hate One Direction.
I hate crazy obsessive directioners.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:04pm UTC

1st Episode of Spongebob: 13 years ago.
1st Episode of Pokemon: 15 years ago.
Space Jam: 15 yeas ago.
1st Episode of Arthur: 16 years ago.
A Goofy Movie: 17 years ago.
Last Episode of Dexter's Lab: 9 years ago.
Lion King: 18 years ago.
1st Episode of Power Rangers: 19 years ago.
Home Alone: 22 years ago.
Damn. I feel old.

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Having high hopes for something,
but in the end you're just let down.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:18pm UTC

In four months, I can legally buy cigarettes.In four months I can gamble and buy long rifles. In four months I have the right to vote and can buy lottery tickets. In four months my parents could kick me out if they wanted to. I wish I knew what happened to my childhood. It's slipping out from beneath my hands before I can stop it. Cherish your childhood.
It's over before you know it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC

When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
eat.
3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
capable of walking.
5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
we have freedom of speech.
6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
I can hear.
7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
are nearby.
8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
Comment ones you think of!!
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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DreamOfParadise913
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:33pm UTC

In life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream,
& an unforgettable love.

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xotaracarr*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:38pm UTC

When someone tells you
about their problems, it doesn't always mean
they're complaining, it means
that they trust you ♥

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blindedbylight
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 3:51pm UTC

GETTING
LOST
IN A BOOK
HAS TO BE
THE BEST FEELING
EVER

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 5:02pm UTC

i wasted my childhood
TRYING TO BE GROWN UP. NOW I'M 16 & I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE IT BACK.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 12:29pm UTC

After the two years I have been on Witty:
I finally figured out the point of the website.
It's not to be funny- although that always helps
It's not to complain- that annoys everyone
It's not to be rude to other people- obviously
It's not to make quotes for fun- that's meant for different websites..
witty is to show that you aren't alone.. the amount of people that make quotes about cutting, starvation, surviving cancer, being beautiful/ ugly, ect., just proves that you aren't alone, you can get through anything, and you are special, one of a kind, and
BEAUTIFUL

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cujo*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 8:34am UTC

地獄少女
Jigoku-Shoujo | Hell Girl

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rachie2344
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Love will be love,
no matter what gender or colour♥
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mayday
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Even the prettiest
g i r l s f e e l u g l y s o m e t im e s . T h e h a p p i e s t g i r l s [x] [x] [x]
CRYATNIGHT, <<
the independent ||| girls feel alone.
We all might be living
d i f f e r e n t l i v e s , b u t wh e n i t c o m e s d o w n t o i t [x] [x] [x]
WEAREALL <<
fighting ||| the same monsters.

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Anthony96
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:40pm UTC

The past is history.
The future is time.
Now is the present,
so get up and shine.

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bella5296
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:42pm UTC

When I was a little girl..
I used to read fairy tales.
In fairy tales, you meet Prince Charming, and he's everything you ever wanted.
In fairy tales, the bad guy is very easy to spot.
He's always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is.
Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought.
You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot;
he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.
-Taylor Swift

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CookieMonster6472
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Your motto may be YOLO
But mine will forever be
Hakuna Matata..

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