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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    friend: maybe you should read the instruc-
    me: NAH, I GOT THIS.

  2. Mithi Mithi
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Random Facts#3
    Justin Bieber asked Emma Watson on a date, but she declined. She said she wasn't a babysitter.
    Should I start a series?

  3. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Miley Cyrus is
    engaged.
    Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

  4. 2WriteLOVEonMyArms 2WriteLOVEonMyArms
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    All I Want Is
    A girl to run around a bookstore with
    A girl to watch Harry Potter with
    A girl to meet me at the park, and just swing
    A girl that makes everything simple
    A girl that actually, and honestly...
    loves me back.

  5. sftblgurl56 sftblgurl56
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
    Feel old yet?

  6. sexy_strawberry101 sexy_strawberry101
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    My insecurities could eat me alive.
    -Eminem

  7. codysimpson4eva codysimpson4eva
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    So today, i was bullied again.
    i was told to go back to Cuba. and i know many people wont read this, but it would be extremely nice if you did.
    i don't like giving alot of information about me but im from Cuba. it took alot of work to get here, America. Some loser, told me to go back to Cuba. theres a line, a line between saying shut up you idiot and go back to Cuba. thats just racial and very rude. i dont know why anyone would ever say that.
    What happened
    This idiot was making fun of my friend Lindsey, he was flipping out at her and i stood up for her. later that day, he texted me saying he wanted me to delete his number, and i made sure i said i would never text him. EVER after all the things he said about my friend Lindsey. (he was calling her a B*tch and all that kind of things girls never want to here) we argued for a while. nothing really hurt me until the moment he said go back to Cuba,
    thats when the tears began to fall from my eyes. i couldnt believe some one could say that.
    IM DONE WITH THE RACIAL JOKES! IM DONE!
    nmf

  8. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 9:35am UTC
    3 steps to lose weight quick and healthy.
    1) Develop a higher metabolism rate. You can do this simply by exercises. Try the basic strength, aerobics and cardio exercises for at least 20 minutes a day. If you don't get exercise often, start slowly, add a few minutes to your routine each day!
    2) You do not need to cut down on the amount you eat. Just cut down on foods that are high in calories. Eat healthy foods. A way to eat the same amount, is to divide your meals into more than just 2 or 3 times a day to 6 or more. I'll explain why, when you eat often your rate of metabolism increases, which then burns calories faster.
    3) Get a freaking happy, up-beat, workout playlist! And have faith in your ability to achieve your goals.
    Useful tip: Drink lots of water, dehydration slows down the process of burning calories. Water is also good for healthy and glowing skin!
    Good luck! :-)

  9. xNessx xNessx
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:26am UTC
    & Who else remembers, Detox weekend?♥

  10. sbona123 sbona123
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Friend: What are those scars from?
    Me: They're battle wounds.
    Friend: *looks at me for awhile*
    Friend: Who were you battling?
    Me: ...myself.

  11. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    sometimes,
    when i'm really bored...
    i like to lay down
    on my kitchen floor
    and pretend i'm a crumb.
    nmf

  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:17pm UTC
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  13. zebracase zebracase
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:52am UTC
    you know your a 90 's kid #2
    when you remember when you collected beanie babies
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:20am UTC
    According to astronomy,
    when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late.
    The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

  15. kyotokitten kyotokitten
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Interviewer: You seem like a bowl licker
    Louis: A ball licker?
    - One Direction.

  16. Badapple911 Badapple911
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I've Never Said No To A Nice Guy
    Because I've never been asked out by anyone

    Nmf

  17. HannahKennison HannahKennison happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    I wonder what would happen
    if the female tributes got their period in the Hunger Games arena.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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