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simplesecrets
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 11:08pm UTC

So I look at it this way...
right now all the guys want girls to fool around with and keep them on edge.
One day, they will look down on those girls and realize they dont want to play around anymore.
OR
they will marry one of them and eventually get divorced.
It is at that moment that they will come find girls like us.
..... marriage material

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 1:17am UTC

Why do I fall for all the boys that will never love me
and I dont like any of the guys who would take a freakin bullet for me?
I hate myslef for it.
I just wasn't ment for love </3

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 9:20am UTC

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst
premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I
am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just
wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than a lousy Report card That's in my desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
September 10, 2010 9:27am UTC

The worst part about a girl with a broken heart is that she starts to hand out the pieces to anyone who comes around
Not mine but soo true

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
August 27, 2010 9:17pm UTC

Who else thought that it was a huge rip-off
when Dorothy was just dreaming in the
Wizard of Oz
???
lol just wondering

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:20pm UTC

Today in the store my little sister came up to me and said
"Look at the CD I'm getting! it's kidz bop 18!!!!"
i looked at her and replied with
"Kid, i remember when it was Kidz Bop 2!!!"
haha anybody else??

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 5:04pm UTC

Okay so,
Sometimes I feel like i'm totally okay on my own... Independent...
Then later on, I feel like i'm depending on people for support and to help me through tough things.
The way I see it is-
I need the support of my friends, coach, boyfriend, ect. so that when they aren't there for me...
I can remember what it was like
when they were
completely mine
no jocking

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
August 17, 2010 10:02pm UTC

I thought this was gunna be the slowest summer of my life...
because i thought I'd be spending it crying over you.
Then I realized---
I Totally Underestimate Myself! ;)

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 4:50pm UTC

You only get one heart so use it wisely and don’t let anyone mess around with it…
To late! *crack* *shatter*
Well this sucks….
Don’t even think about trying to fix it…
There’s no point
you just cant
I know the first love is always the hardest to get over
I’m dying inside..
…dealing with the broken pieces… that I have no freakin idea what to do with
Just holding them there
Waiting for a miracle
By that, I mean, another guy who i’ll like more…it’s the only way to tape together each part…
Which sucks even more
Bc in the end he’ll just break it again anyway
but i want him to know that ill still love him with all the
tiny little pieces anyway

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
June 10, 2010 9:05pm UTC

ONE DAY...
Global Warming will kick in, and the world will end.
People will be screaming and the world will be in turmoil.
I can't wait for this day, because suddenly........
you *won't matter anymore*
my quote, i re-did it

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
June 1, 2010 9:12pm UTC

There are times when i wana plunge a knife into my heart..
then i realize,
you already did the job for me
</3
all mine
no jocking

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
May 24, 2010 10:49pm UTC

I need you to stay strong
because I need someone to hold on to <3

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
May 16, 2010 9:16pm UTC

Don't you hate it when
your fighting with someone
and they call you
"honey" or "hun"
like, oh you think your sooo cool!?
no... its retarded
;)
no jocking

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 24, 2010 8:36pm UTC

Say whatever you want about me...
I could care less. I wont get mad.
That doesn't mean my boyfriend won't. ;)

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 18, 2010 9:42pm UTC

And I just want him to know...
he didn't break me <3

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 18, 2010 9:40pm UTC

I just found my prince charming..
he's perfect in every way..
the only problem is..
I just found out he's gay
Idea from a comment I got on my last quote like this

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 16, 2010 11:19pm UTC

And right now,
I'm licking one of those amazing swirly lollypops!
Yeah life is good <3

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 14, 2010 8:49pm UTC

My mom told me that my relationship status on facebook "in a relationship with ____" was like a dog tag and it made me look like I belonged to him.
but mabe thats all I wanted...
To be...
his girl

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 13, 2010 10:22pm UTC

"Sooooooo..." =
{I dont know what to say, but i dont wana stop talking to you} <3

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simplesecrets
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 11:35pm UTC

Finally!!! I found my prince charming!...
he's perfect in every way...
I love him so much....
To bad im not his Cinderella
redid quote. revised version is mine

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