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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:55am UTC
    F/uck you feelings.

  3. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    I've always wanted to know what language babies and animals speak in their heads.

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    I saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849
    and I was like wtf I could get a real skeleton for free but then I remembered murder is illegal.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    "you wear that shirt a lot."
    yeah that's because i own it.

  7. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    Screw off!
    You've played me one last time. I thought this time you were serious.. I was wrong..

  8. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Greatest day with the greatest girl ever

  9. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    I GET MORE ATTENTION FROM MY BLADE THAN FROM YOU!

  10. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    Dear,
    Uncle Sal,
    I give up. This is too much. I don't feel wanted, I don't feel happy, I don't feel loved. Ugh.. Uncle Sal where are you when I AM in need of you. I cry at the thought of you laughing and singing and I miss you more than anyone can understand. I have told my friends I want to die because it would take me to you. My own father does NOT have enough time for me. YOU took time off for me. My own father yells at me and insults me. You comlimented me and told me how I am SPECIAL. I don't even understand what my life means. I mess everything up and I am picking up my old bad habbits. I've cut everyday this past couple of days. I got back with bad girls and I even talked about giving my v!rginity up to a girl I don't even love.. Hell, nobody even really cares. They just need me to help them, or to do something for them, or even to do their dirty work. I am not happy. I am not loved. I AM A FAILURE!
    Love always,
    Mark Colomba.

  11. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Face of a man
    Torso of a fighter
    Arms of a gorilla
    Hands of a gentle chimp
    Legs of an ox
    Feet of a servant
    Grazzi Nonno for these features you gave me! Rest In Peace.

  12. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    "Lets Watch a Scary Movie!"
    * H o u r s L a t e r *
    "Dude walk me to the bathroom."

  13. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Backstreet Boys: "What Makes You Different (makes you beautiful)"
    One Direction: "What Makes You Beautiful"
    Backstreet Boys: "It's Gotta Be You"
    One Direction:"Gotta Be You"
    Backstreet Boys:"More Than That"
    One Direction:"More Than This"
    Backstreet Boys:"I Want It That Way"
    One Direction:"I Want"
    Backstreet Boys:"Love Will Keep You Up All Night"
    One Direction:"Up All Night"
    So tell me again how original One Direction is

  14. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
    WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
    a stitch is a piece of thread that is
    sown to hold something together.
    stitch holds lilo's family together.

  15. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  16. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  17. HeLivesAgain HeLivesAgain
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I'm a monster...

  18. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    i'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the japanese flag

  19. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I'm so in love
    with the idea of love, it is just
    so lovely.

  20. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    The true difference between boys and men ;
    Boys break hearts
    and
    men pick up the pieces.

:)

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