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J I L L I A N ; )*
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November 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC

GUYSS!! IM IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! ACTUALLY ON A LAPTOP! IM LIKE HOVERING IT! NOBODY IS SEEING!! WOO HOO! HAHA CRAPPP MY TEACHER IS COMING! BYE GIRLLS!<3

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November 3, 2012 6:33pm UTC

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November 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC

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LacedRibbon
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November 3, 2012 6:16pm UTC

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Look, its Kristen Stewart.

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Lorza
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November 2, 2012 1:58pm UTC

Tell me what is your favourite song ill choose one and then if i get
1 like ill sing it to my dog
5 likes ill sing it to my mum and dad
10 likes ill sing it to my best friend
15 likes ill sing it to my best friends
20 likes ill sing it to my crush
25 likes ill sing it to my great grandad whos got dementia (please i love him soo much i would hate it if he died)
im not asking for likes i just wanna sing but i cant sing to my crush for no reason can i

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Arilena :)*
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November 3, 2012 9:03am UTC

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Purfy
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November 3, 2012 9:23am UTC

When I get old,
I will give my Witty account to one of my kids and show them the good Wittians that
we have here ♥

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lovecourtney
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October 30, 2012 11:32am UTC

When someone tells you
to "get a life", simply say
"but then I would have two...?"

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October 25, 2012 9:45am UTC

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Kanerpop
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October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

"Class Rules!"
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

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bieberfever13
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October 27, 2012 12:35pm UTC

If shes caked in makeup let her be if thats how she feels confident then don't bother her.

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JustBeMyself
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October 27, 2012 10:06am UTC

He's finally mine ♥
On October 21, 2012, we were just texting each other like normal.
When suddenly, he sent that text that usually scares people a little.
"Hey, uh, can I ask you something?"
My heart dropped for a second but I replied with a yes. There was no word from him for a while. I was getting really nervous because I had no idea what he had wanted. Then I finally got a text.
"Will you go out with me?"
I was in shock. I felt as though my heart fell, leapt, and throbbed in my throat all at once. Then I just burst into tears because I was just so happy. So many tears, so much pain and torture of thinking we would never be together, and I finally have him. And I replied with a yes.
The next day at school, I was waiting for him as usual by a door used in emergencies (not really) to get to our next class. I heard him coming up the stairs and then I heard him mutter something like, "Okay, time to do this right." He came into view and said,
"I know I asked you this already yesterday, but I felt so weak that it was in a text. So Gisselle... Will you go out with me?"
Of course, Xavier.
nmf

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stiltongirl
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October 26, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Dear Cutters,
No you're not giving up. You're so strong and you've been strong for awhile, you can't give up now. You're going to keep going. Because you're worth fighting for, you're worth seeing it all get better. You're worth it. The longer it takes to get better, the better it will be. You are a beautiful, strong, smart girl and nothing is going to break you, got that? You can do this. I know you can. I believe in you. Don't lose hope just yet. There's so much more you can look forward to. I promise you you're going to get through this and it will all get better in time, maybe not tomorrow but soon. Happiness is coming your way.
You're beautiful and worth more than harming yourself. I know it's hard to stop cutting but you did it once, you can do it again. You're strong.
I'm always here if you need somebody to talk to, I wont judge or ignore you
sincerly,
someone who cares

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DannyAva
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October 26, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Me talking to my friend called Chris.
Me: Christopher!
Him: Danither!
Me: *laughs*
Him: You know Christopher, it's like Chris, but with tofu on the end. It's Chris-tofu with an 'r' on the end. Or y'know it could be like Chris, with toe and a fur on the end. You know the name Christopher it's a really weird name. Like tofu, that's a weird word.
Me: Ok Christopher, ok. You can stop now.

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sigs
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October 25, 2012 7:47pm UTC

You think my life is perfect?
Try sleeping with a broken heart , its not easy.

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fireflyxo
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October 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC

"You don't know me; you don't know my story!"
"Yeah and it better not be Fifty Shades of Gray."

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AmazingAlex
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October 25, 2012 5:25pm UTC

So today at school,
We had a drug enforcement officer come and talk to us. I swear, I almost cried. First, he told us about a fellow officer who died investigating a meth operation. His story? The head drug dealer knew they were being trailed, so they captured the man and tortured him for three days. They would torture him to the point of death, then heal him and hurt him again. On the third day, they killed him. This man was the inspiration for Red Ribbon Week - look it up.
Next we were told the story of a 20 year old woman with a serious addiction. She was past taking the pills. She was past snorting them. She was to the point where she would crush them, stir them into water, and then inject the drug-infused liquid into herself. And do you want to know how many milligrams there was in one serving? 540 milligrams. The perscription for that certain drug was 30 milligrams. 540 milligrams is enough to kill a horse. And the worst part? She took three injections a day.
My stomach is churning while I type this. I feel sick, and like I'm about to cry. I'm not doing this for faves. I'm doing it to send a message. I may not know you, but I don't want you to be one of those people who kneels over dead from an overdose.
I'm also telling you this for a pledge. I took a pledge, there and then, that I would not be one of those people. I would not succumb to temptation. I'm not going to smoke, drink, get high, any of it. And God will be my witness.
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