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Pesadilla
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January 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC
*me calling domino's*
them: how many pizzas do you want
me: how many pizzas do you have

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teenangst
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January 2, 2013 7:44pm UTC
'a series of unfortunate events' aka my life.

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC
janitor: from the windows, to the walls. cleaning up the bathroom stalls. til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b/tches fall.

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Pesadilla
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October 26, 2012 3:50pm UTC
nothing is a waste of time
if you use the experience wisely.

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