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sheldabest

1. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 9:49am UTC
   69%
   of people find
   something dirty
   in what they read.
   if you didnt get it then you reread it lol
   
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2. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 9:01am UTC
   if you never
   went though
   pain and sacrfice
   while trying to achieve
   a
   goal
   then it was never a real achievment
   
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3. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 8:52am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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4. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 8:49am UTC
   Don't lose who you are in the blur of the stars!
   Seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing,
   It's okay not to be okay.
   Sometimes it's hard to follow your heart.
   Tears don't mean you're losing, everybody's bruising,
   Just be true to who you are!
   
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5. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 12:13pm UTC
   Giving your friend
   the
   w t f is this
   face
   during a test
   
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6. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2013 12:06pm UTC
   just remember,
   if we get caught you're
   deaf
   and i dont speak
   english...
   nmq
   
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7. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 5:36am UTC
   witty looks boring from the outside but when you start using its like f^king NARNIA
   
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8. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 5:26am UTC
   M.A.T.H.
   mental abuse to humans
   
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9. sheldabest
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 5:24am UTC
   raisin cookies that look like
   chocolate chip cookies
   are the reason why i have
   trust issues
   
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10. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:46am UTC
    My Dream Boy:
    . when we get married you wont have to do laudry from time to time :)
    .AWWWW thats so sweet
    your gonna do the laudry :P
    .no
    . HUh?
    . we wont be wearing clother that often
    (faints) owwgosh
    
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11. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:38am UTC
    The boy i like:
    .Hey, can you pick up some tampons and bring them home?my period hit today
    .OH, crap that was for my mom!!!
    .i just picked up some
    tampons, candy, im at the
    movie store what movie do
    you like
    i wish this was real :L
    
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12. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:57am UTC
    thanks to
    FACEBOOK
    I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like.
    
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13. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:50am UTC
    This one is for the girls
    who take an extra 4 minutes to stop laughing at a joke after everyone else
    
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14. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 9:12am UTC
    i dont know KARATE
    but i know "crazy"
    and im not afraid to use it
    
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15. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:48am UTC
    i hate 14 year olds who go around saying
    "my boyfriend broke up with me my life is officially over"
    man up princess you have
    84 years left
    
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16. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:00am UTC
    we met
    for a reason
    your either
    a blessing
    or a lesson
    
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17. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:41am UTC
    sorry honey ....
    i dont speak to people
    whos skirts are shorter
    than their I.Q
    
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18. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:04am UTC
    a jealous girl can do better
    research than the fbi
    
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19. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 8:44am UTC
    most difficult things to do in life
    -count your hair
    -wash your eyes with soup
    - breathe with your tongue out
    now please put your tongue back in your mouth
    
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20. sheldabest
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:40am UTC
    owh im sorry...
    did the middleof the my sentence
    interrupt the begining of yours
    
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