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  1. i_love_nerds11 i_love_nerds11 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:35pm UTC
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  2. Iamchubbyx33 Iamchubbyx33
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    September 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    "I shall call him squishy!"
    "Please let go of my boob."

  3. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
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    September 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    I love how..
    now that the newest quotes are being slow, each quote gets 35982619 favorites.

  4. cheerlover21 cheerlover21
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Fav For The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
    '_______'

  5. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER HAD
    One of those days, where you just hate the world. & Everything, even dropping your pen, just makes you want to break down & cry?
    [♥ ] Tumblr.
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012

  6. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    July 27, 2011 3:25am UTC
    Does anyone remember this Drake & Josh quote?
    Josh: I hope you go bald.
    Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
    Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
    Gotta love it;P

  7. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:32am UTC
    Google
    The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©-2009 - Privacy
    Did you mean: The Girl Reading This?
    You're all beautiful inside and out; Stop comparing yourself to the 'pretty girl' Because I've never seen an 'un-pretty' girl in my life:)

  8. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:57am UTC
    Drake & josh Quote;
    Mindy; So, I guess this means we are boyfriend and girlfriend now.
    Josh: ONE CONDITION.
    Mindy; What?
    Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!

    D r a k e & & J o s h f t w

  9. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    August 3, 2011 7:56am UTC
    Fav This Quote If...
    s
    -You're Older But Still Find It Amazing That Australia Are In Night Now
    Now That. Is a Mindfxxk!

  10. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:33am UTC
    Are You Getting Down On A Friday?
    Wtff? No.Im Shuffling:D

  11. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    I 'd rather be with my girl then....
    Play C.o.d <3
    Now I just need the girl:/

  12. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    August 3, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    My girlfriend left me because...
    I H.I hadn't seen her for a while. It had been 2 days:/ I'd been really busy and I said to her every hour of the day I love and miss her and shxt, I started to feel really bad so I learnt 'I Wouldnt Mind' on the guitar for her. I know she likes it, Well anyway unlucky for me my Mom died that day. It fxxxed me right up. I met her at the park and told her everything. Then I played it for her, she then called out Jake and I was like "Wtf?" And next thing this guy walks up kisses her and then she tells me Its over. God fxxxing damn it I cried so hard:/ I hate to walk away on my own with my guitar and I cried.
    i t s not j us t guys that are dxxks

  13. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    August 3, 2011 2:30pm UTC
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  14. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    August 3, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    That Pose..
    Some girls do in their pictures
    Make me lol.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 7:18am UTC
    Never give up on your dream's... because.
    Anything is possible♥
    format credit: sandrasaurus

  16. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    August 4, 2011 7:41am UTC
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  17. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 7:55am UTC
    If your reading this...
    Then you're beautiful. I honestly mean it, not many of you will believe me but you all are. There will be someone out there that loves you for who you are, your smile,your laugh etc.. Just remember that there is no such word ad 'ugly' Well I've never seen an ugly girl in my life, so don't doubt yourself.You were born to be yourself not someone who is 'prettier' than you♥

  18. jasonx3 jasonx3
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    August 4, 2011 8:09am UTC
    My b m Chris told me a joke ..
    I said "I'll put it in my pocket and laugh at it later"....
    To Chris,
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Love JasonxD

  19. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 9:36am UTC
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    Going all caps...
    Really doesn't scare me fool.
    nmf

  20. jasonx3 jasonx3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:41am UTC
    Mum: Ooooh look at you with all these favs and comments from girls. You've only had this for two days. Your like a witty Jason Bieber.wink wink
    Me: No Mom. Just No:L
    Family Sometime You Just Gotta Love em'(;

:)

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