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shelby99

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Member Since: 3 Jun 2011 02:18pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 179732

shelby99
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June 10, 2011 12:51pm UTC
Feel it
Believe it
Dream it
Be it

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shelby99
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June 10, 2011 12:47pm UTC
Remember: Dont insult the alligator until your over the river.

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shelby99
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June 10, 2011 12:43pm UTC
I told the doctor i broke my leg in 2 places...... so he told me to quit goin to those places!

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shelby99
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June 10, 2011 12:39pm UTC
Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead lol!!!

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shelby99
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June 10, 2011 12:33pm UTC
If u die in an elevator, be sure to press the UP button!!

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